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Cruise to Nowhere Queen Elizabeth Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Reviews

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Moaning

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Churchill lounge fixture
First Time Cruiser • Age 60s

Decided to make the short hop to Hamburg @ back to stock up on german goodies.. Encountered some interesting weather which was forecast well in advance. Had wonderful service, food and i am sure the entertainment would have been so too IF i had chosen to make use of it. as an old QE2 superfan, any other ship struggles to compete, but having sailed the Mary and Victoria I was pleasantly surprised ...
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Sail Date: January 2015

Cabin Type: Penthouse


So Sad So Bad

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colani@blueyonder.co.uk
6-10 Cruises • Age 70s

I am sure by now you will have heard all about the 4 nights and 5 days of going around in circles,the strong smell of fuel, the very bad service in the Britannia restaurant the food cold having to wait up to three quarters of an hour in between courses, because people were sending food back,even in the shops because they had to mention that on top of the high prices we also had to pay VAT because ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Cabin Type: Balcony


Terrible shame on you Cunard

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alisonjrobertson
10+ Cruises • Age 50s

We were also on this I'll fated cruise. Embarkation was OK. Our balcony cabin looked lovely until we saw the toilet. Hence we had to clean it ourselves to remove the remnants under the seat from the last passengers, not a great start for a 5* ship. We found the maître'd rude as it didn't fit into his plans when we asked for a table for 2 for lunchtime in the Brittania restaurant after receiving ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Cabin Type: Balcony


The Classic Curate’s Egg

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Michael Ja
First Time Cruiser • Age 70s

We were on the “notorious” Christmas Markets in Amsterdam Cruise on MS Queen Elizabeth. This was our first cruise, chosen so that we could sample the Cunard experience. The ship could not dock in Amsterdam as planned due to adverse weather conditions. Complaints from just five passengers were the basis of a Daily Mail report which stated, “Around 2,100 passengers on board the Queen Elizabeth were ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Cabin Type: Standard Inside


Cunard should be ashamed

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clarade
2-5 Cruises • Age 50s

WE were ready and exited to go on a Christmas cruise to Amsterdam. I had even talked my brother into coming along, after myself and my wife having had a great time on the Queen Mary in October we booked this trip as our Christmas present to each other. We boarded and everything looked as it should even though there was a strong smell of fuel around the bar and casino area, they must just be ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Cabin Type: Balcony


Not very good

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redsquirrel47
First Time Cruiser • Age 70s

We went on a mini cruise to Bruges Christmas market. Did not like it at all, All the prices on the ship was in USA dollars, which was confusing, The entertainment was not good, pianist (Vic Cooper), harpist (Rhianwen Pugh) & Eos string quartet, Ballroom and Latin Dance music,.very boring, there was a disco in the Yacht Club, but it was too small, you could not get a seat. No tea & coffee making ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Cabin Type: Balcony


2014 World Cruise on the Queen Elizabeth

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Atlanta World Cruiser
10+ Cruises • Age 70s

My wife and I just completed the World Cruise on the Queen Elizabeth. When we thought of taking the cruise we researched as much as we could; but little success. So here is our review of Cunard and the 2014 QE World Cruise. We booked a Penthouse mid-ships and the Queens Grill. The total cost of our trip was just under $200k. On Cunard, you pay for everything; drinks laundry, internet, ...
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Sail Date: February 2014


A big fat disappointment.

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LittleOne
6-10 Cruises

When my husband and I saw this mini cruise on the Queen Elizabeth for 5 days to and from Southampton (we live about and hour away) we thought what an ideal opportunity to try this iconic brand. Our past experience consists of seven cruises on Celebrity, Royal Carribean and more recently Azamara Club and Oceania.We were expecting great things from Cunard! Embarkation from start to finish took ...
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Sail Date: April 2012

Cabin Type: Balcony


5 night mini cruise

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freddy traveller
10+ Cruises • Age 60s

After a 60 minute wait we boarded the ship at 1pm, dropped off our luggage at the cabin, and had a quick lunch at the Lido buffet. We enjoyed everything about our cruise, especially eating in the Britania Club restaurant, most of our meals were taken there, we were looked after most royaly by our waiters Emmanual and Dennis. Nothing was too much trouble for them, eg. extra sauces, extra ...
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Sail Date: April 2012

Cabin Type: Club Balcony


World voyage Queen Elizabeth

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whycunard
First Time Cruiser • Age 70s

Findings from the 2011 World Tour maiden voyage of the Queen ElizabethFood and drink: Did not eat a piece of fruit that was ripe and ready when it looked like it was rotting. Vegetables were never done and very little so ask for more was not an option if it is not done. Lots of lamb and poultry like duck and guinea fowl. Tasty meat was a few times. Coffee was one day too weak and too strong the ...
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Sail Date: January 2011

Cabin Type: Balcony


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