Celebrity -- Trash, not Luxury: Celebrity Constellation Cruise Review by Yoshen
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Celebrity -- Trash, not Luxury
Destination: Mexican Riviera
The ship was old, the amenities were outdated, and the furnishings were awful. If you are okay staying at a Motel 6 or Quality Inn hotel, then Celebrity may be for you. If you prefer a nicer hotel, I would opt for all the other cruise lines I mentioned.
Beyond the appearance of the ship, the towels were frayed, the bedspread was totally pilled, and when we asked for spare clothes hangers, they gave us a stack of wire hangers. When we then asked for plastic clothes hangers, they delivered us a stack of random plastic hangers left behind by prior cruise passengers, including store More hangers and myriad other hangers, none of which matched. This was right in line with our newly created image of Celebrity.
If you go online and look at Celebrity's photos of the cabins, it's impossible to tell how awful the cabins look as the photos are strategically taken and are very small thumbnails. So be warned.
As for the entertainment, we expected it to be disappointing, and our experience matched our low expectations. Other than live music, their idea of entertainment pales in comparison to what RCCL, Princess and NCL offer. So come prepared to entertain yourselves, not to be entertained.
Last but not least, unlike most other cruise lines, Celebrity does not make sure everyone uses Purell to sanitize their hands before they enter the buffet for food, so most people were entering without cleaning their hands. Lo and behold, for the first time in 10+ cruises I have taken, I came down with the Novovirus, leaving me with a fever, chills, terrible stomach aches, fatigue, and much more. Thanks Celebrity!
The glimmer of hope for this ship was that the desserts were good, as was the bread, and housekeeping tried to do their best, even if the towels were frayed and the clothes hangers were of the cheapest kind.
The bottom line: if you like the Motel 6, cheap hotel experience, Celebrity Constellation is for you. If not, steer clear. Less
Cabin review: 1A8017
Tiny cabin (smaller than other ships), small closet, tiny desk, no electric outlets close to the bed. All furniture looks like it is from the 1980s, at best 1990s.
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