5 Palma de Mallorca (Majorca) Gay & Lesbian Cruise Reviews

We were a group of four - a 50+ couple travelling with our 14 year old son and my 80+ mother (with limited mobility). We selected two, back to back 7 day cruises making a figure 8 from Palma de Mallorca around Portugal, Spain, Italy and ... Read More
We were a group of four - a 50+ couple travelling with our 14 year old son and my 80+ mother (with limited mobility). We selected two, back to back 7 day cruises making a figure 8 from Palma de Mallorca around Portugal, Spain, Italy and Southern France. We chose the ship and Marella (Tui) because it went where we wanted to go when we were able to go - we haven’t cruised with Marella before. First - some shout outs to the exceptional service from our cabin staff - led by Faiden - who looked after us all with great care throughout our fortnight. We particularly enjoyed the e-bike excursions led by Niko and Ashleigh - they led us through the sights and the beaches of Portimao, Corsica and St Raphael. We also used some of the coach based excursions- which were comfortable and as expected. We appreciated the peace of mind of all inclusive drinks - the upgrade was not necessary- and saw no evidence of it being abused by our fellow passengers. We were keen patrons of the coffee port, where we always enjoyed friendly service from Tamara. We ended up consistently using the Islands buffet for meals, for the pure convenience and because we tended to be earlier to rise and to bed than most, so that we tended to want our meals earlier than the other restaurants opened. We had breakfast a couple of times in the waiter service 47 degrees dining room - and it was a better experience. Islands certainly has a variety of food, but it has to be said that some of it was not very tasty - which is probably an inevitable consequence of the cooking methods required to produce food on that scale. Nonetheless we opted for convenience and there was usually something memorable on our plate each night. We frequently used the gym and adjoining spa/sauna services which were well equipped and set up. We preferred the Glass house indoor pool area which was quieter and cooler than the main pool area. In summary, the cruise delivered the experience we had hoped for with some of the staff making it that little bit better than we had expected. Read Less
Sail Date July 2019
We have sailed previously with Marella and overall been very happy with the product. Note... this is not a new ship. She is 25 years old and while she has been refurbished (some public areas are beautiful) there are some expected signs of ... Read More
We have sailed previously with Marella and overall been very happy with the product. Note... this is not a new ship. She is 25 years old and while she has been refurbished (some public areas are beautiful) there are some expected signs of the ships genuine age. Marella and TUI have been very upfront about the ships age, however some travel agents will say what they need to say to get the booking on! We stayed in the Royal Suite, which on first glance was amazing. After the first day we spotted some snagging that we attempted to get resolved with reception and our cabin staff but things didn’t get resolved. We escalated this to the guest relations manager who resolved it quickly and efficiently and showed a great deal of empthathy. Thank you Sam Hale, you’re a credit to Marella. The specialty dining was brilliant. Main dining was ok. I’d recommend the trio dining package for specialty resturants as it saves some money and brings the cost in at a quite reasonable price. We also paid extra for the premium drinks package. Being a wine drinker it was worth every penny, however many beer and spirits drinkers would be happy with the standard package. Overall it would have scored a 5 but the initial issues brought it down to a 4. Read Less
Sail Date April 2019
It was our 1st cruise and we thought it was a great experience the entertainment staff catering bar staff cabin staff highly recommended would do it again .would recommend it to other 1st time cruisers as well only thing we didnt like was ... Read More
It was our 1st cruise and we thought it was a great experience the entertainment staff catering bar staff cabin staff highly recommended would do it again .would recommend it to other 1st time cruisers as well only thing we didnt like was that you was unable to watch england games in the world cup tournament and to have wifi would be rather expensive the captains announcements were very clear and accurate information. My wife unfortunately broke her ankle while we were in rome and the medical staff were great and was Amanda of entertainment who came with us to th hospital while we docked in palermos spain also the very kind taxi drivers who took great care with us .I travelled with my with and mother in law and none of us had been on a cruise before we would do it again one year liked it very much. Read Less
Sail Date July 2018
This was my second cruise with Thomson, first the Dream 5 years ago and I took some persuading to go on this and I really did not want to leave the ship! Got to the ship at about 11.30am, embarkation was smooth and easy going. Ship ... Read More
This was my second cruise with Thomson, first the Dream 5 years ago and I took some persuading to go on this and I really did not want to leave the ship! Got to the ship at about 11.30am, embarkation was smooth and easy going. Ship compared to the Dream is amazing, we had chosen out aft cabin before we left and were not at all disappointed with this, having our 17 year old son with us there was more than enough room for us all. Bags emptied and put away and nothing left lying. Lots of little cubby holes to stash everything. Nice touch of the Clarins toiletries in the bathroom, kettle and coffee machine also. Sooooooooooooo much to eat and drink, we did not pay the extra to visit the two paying eateries as there was lots of choice. Drinks..........to much. lol There was always something going on whether it be a quiz, or film under the stars, in the show lounge or live music. There was a climbing wall, putting, an escape room, childrens clubs, swimming pools, hot tubs. The ports we stopped off at were really good, we did two trips one to Herculaneum and to Monaco. I would highly recommend this ship to anyone. During the cruise we were docked beside far far larger ships and I just hated the look of them as they just looked to me like floating flats. Albeit I have not been on one and it may be different. Read Less
Sail Date October 2017
Myself and my partner spent a fantastic week on the dream. Well organised at the airport and a swift trip to the ship. Embarkation was speedy and efficient and the bags were delivered to our cabin within 20 minutes of boarding. Inside ... Read More
Myself and my partner spent a fantastic week on the dream. Well organised at the airport and a swift trip to the ship. Embarkation was speedy and efficient and the bags were delivered to our cabin within 20 minutes of boarding. Inside cabin was comfortable and clean. Bathroom was spotless. Plenty of hanging space and space to store our luggage. Our steward maintained the room to a high standard twice a day with turndown and chocolates in the evening. I ordered a bottle of sparkling wine which was waiting for us on arrival. Bad weather in Majorca meant the sail away party was in the medusa lounge we had a fantastic time as did everyone else. From the moment we boarded we felt like we were on holiday! We dined each night in the Orion. Food and service were excellent, second to none. On the final evening I had ordered a birthday cake for my partner. It was delivered by a band of singing waiters! Fantastic touch! Nothing is too much trouble for the Orion staff. Sea day was wonderful. We were at the sirens pool on deck 11 as we lunched and breakfasted in the sirens restaurant (each day - faultless food). The sea day here was full of sunshine, great entertainment and a laid back atmosphere. Waiters worked extremely hard and you never had an empty glass. Captains gala dinner was fabulous. Reception in the Broadway show lounge, lovely meal, great show then great evening in the medusa lounge. Gibralta, port is 15 mins from the town centre. We did the rock tour which was excellent and highly recommended. Great tour guide. The monkeys are a must. Back on board we found that doing a morning excursion meant you could bag a lounger overlooking the sea on the sun deck above the deck 11 pool. Cadiz - would recommend doing it yourself as the port is 5 minutes from the centre and you can get a map on board. We spend 3 hours wandering around and felt we didn't need a paid excursion as we had the map. Tangier - lot of people didn't do the organised tours as recommended and simply got out of the port area and turned right back. You were warned by Thomsons organised tours were the best and this was not a sales ploy, everyone we spoke to said they were hassled by traders etc. Departed at 2 and had a wonderful afternoon on board watching ice sculpting and the cocktail show on deck 11. The lido pool on deck 9 was definitely the quiet pool for those who want peace and quiet. Cartegena, the low point. We should have done it ourselves as the excursion we booked was a disappointment, that said we had a great night. The waters edge the night club at the rear of the ship was a great round off to the night. Go late at night the disco is ace. Valencia - we did a tour and glad we did as its a big city and the ship is docked away from the centre. Walking tour we did was excellent and the oceanographic park a must! Entertainment - faultless shows in the Broadway show lounge with a hugely talented company. The entire entertainment team seem to multi task and work from morning till midnight never failing to be enthusiastic and happy. The moulin rouge show and the dreams got talent show were stand outs and had standing ovations from the audience. Waiters in the show lounge ensure you are never without a drink. We ate in the Orion and sirens didn't feel the need to use the paid options as both food and service were excellent. Never used the lido but heard no complaints about the food. The staff go the extra mile to make your holiday special - a great bunch of people. If you like a drink the drinks package is a must. We tried everything from cocktails to beer to wine and at the end of the week worked out it had saved us money. On board was talking one afternoon to people who said 'have you spoken to any of the professional moaners yet?' The dream isn't perfect but we had the time of our lives and my partner who had never cruised before is now a cruise addict! Well done to all on the thomson dream! Read Less
Sail Date August 2015

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