Bermuda was so spectacular, but that was in no part because of this ship. This ship was extremely disappointing.
We chose this cruise because we wanted to go to Bermuda for our honeymoon (no Zika) and there aren't many options. We ...
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Bermuda was so spectacular, but that was in no part because of this ship. This ship was extremely disappointing.
We chose this cruise because we wanted to go to Bermuda for our honeymoon (no Zika) and there aren't many options. We are seasoned cruises, and typically choose Princess, but took a leap of faith and tried NCL. Bad decision for our honeymoon, let me tell you. I mean, we mentioned it was our honeymoon several times, just hoping for a "congratulations" or maybe a candle on our dessert... not acknowledged ONCE on the entire cruise. No sign in our room, no mentions at dinners, nothing. Not that I expected a lot of recognition, but I plan to only get married once and only once, so this was a one time shot at our honeymoon and NCL completely blew it. I also want to add, we are pretty laid back people and eat normal (no restrictions like GF or SF) so my opinions are based on the average level of expected service for any type of entertainment.
20 Things that Suck and 5 that are pretty cool:
THE BAD STUFF
1. Had the ultimate beverage package. Couldn't get a bottle of Water... Isn't that the ULTIMATE BEVERAGE?
2. Get hounded to use hand sanitizer everywhere, but still have to touch the doors leading to the outside decks... um, really??? (its a touch activated door, should be motion sensor, right?)
3. Best item on the menu to eat is a hot dog at O'Sheehans... which coincidently is the ONLY place to get edible food on the entire ship.
4. Cagney's: the Lobster Bisque tasted like turkey gravy at Thanksgiving. And my (supposedly) "medium rare" steak was nearly burnt. Severly disappointed.
5. Speaking of ultimate beverage package, just don't do it. It's bottom shelf liquor that just makes you feel sick, not drunk. I was sick basically every day after feeling forced to drink Bahama Mamas (since we had the ubp, I felt obligated)
6. Ocean Blue: Alaskan Crab Legs are literally the only item that we would consider "tasty". Everything was really dull and definitely not worth the price.
7. The wait staff is extremely rude or unpersonable. We went to "higher end" restaurants and were greeted with "what do you want" instead of "hi, I'm Mark, how can i help you?" or something similar. I'd like to be greeted, even if you just want to turn over your tables. No one likes to tip a rude server.
8. The crowds everywhere, you just can't get away from them (except in the spa, which I'll mention further down in the good stuff section). Bathrooms, bars, restaurants, mini-golfing... you name it, it's gonna be crowded. It was built to corral guests, not give them room to breathe.
9. The trivia was the dumbest "entertainment' I've witnessed ever. There are so many people, they divide you into 2 groups and display A or B on the projector. Groups would then choose their answers by standing in front of A or B. So no real winners here.
10. Second City: ABSOLUTE WASTE OF TIME. We attempted to watch 3 skits, all different layouts from sketch impromptu, to scripted, to amateur and walked out less than ten minutes into all 3. The comedians were so vulgar in some of their skits, they just weren't funny and i couldn't stand to hear any more. This was probably the biggest disappointment as we love comedy and are always visiting comedy clubs.
11. Noisy estate rooms: we were in a mini-suite and did get to choose our room of course, but had no idea we were right between two families with little kids. Woken up at 4 or 5 am almost everyday by one screaming child or another (we love kids, we just won't travel with ours until they are at least 7yo). There was also banging in the walls which we couldn't control, and had 2 absolutely sleepless nights because of it when we were in rough waters.
12. Big ship, big motion sickness. Not only was the alcohol making me sick, but I think I had motion sickness as well. I've heard you feel the waves less with the bigger ships. Not true.
13. Poor entertainment all around. Even Karaoke sucked. If I hear Frozen's "Let It Go" anytime in the next year, it'll be too soon (I think everyone sang that song, we even heard it 5 times IN A ROW at one point)... VARIETY IS PRICELESS!
14. Speaking of variety, the menus were exactly the same every morning, noon, and night. Go to breakfast, same as yesterday... Lunch, same as yesterday. It's gross and dull and your guests would appreciate menu variations.
15. We aren't buffet people, but the one time I ate at the buffet, I can say it was better than the dining room. On every other ship the buffet is the gross option and the dining room is the good option. Opposite on Breakaway, if you don't have sanitary reservations from buffets (like I sort of do) skip the dining rooms.
16. Ropes course was closed a lot: eveytime we tried to go to the ropes course, it was closed. Don't even know if it was even open after the first day because we never saw people on it.
17. Lack of anytime eating. There is no 24-hour pizza place, no free late night room service ($7.95 service charge, you have to be kidding me), no burger joint, or sandwhich place. And all I wanted was a grilled cheese or a slice of pizza. Nada, zip, zilch, not happening.
19. Announcements will wake you up at 8 am or earlier everyday. No chance of sleeping in, they are incredibly loud. Maybe earplugs would help?
20. And last but not least, the beach towel situation was frustrating. Each person gets one towel and if you lose it, you get charged. You can exchange your towel for a new clean one, but you still only get one. We just took the white towels from the spa and took those with us places. At least if you left them somewhere, you didn't get charged.
THE GOOD STUFF
1. The Mandara Cruise Spa is pretty spectacular and the single best place to get some peace and quiet. I took many naps with headphones in here on the heated chairs. It's $200 per person, only 120 people are allowed to buy passes, and totally made the ship tolerable. If it weren't for the spa, we may have stayed in Bermuda. Steam room, therapy pool, hot tub, hot beds, ocean views, it's definitely worth it!
2. Your hotel and meals are all paid for on Bermuda, via the ship. Bermuda is really pricey and it was nice to not have to pay for additional room and board on the island. It didn't taste good, but we were able to eat enough to not be hungry while exploring the island. You can go on and off the ship at your leisure, so you had a beachside hotel. Three days in Bermuda and I am in love with the island, btw. Amazing place, truly!!! Magical even.
3. The adults only pool, Spice H2O was a nice relaxing spot on the back of this ship sans screaming kiddos. at least during the day. It's adults only from 10-6 everyday.
4. The gym is pretty great. It's right near the spa and almost always empty. Not a lot of people apparently work out on vacation. It was a friendly change from the crowds on the deck.
5. It's a great way to lose weight. You walk long distances everywhere, food is terrible so we hardly ate anything, the gym and spa are the best places to hang out, and got sick daily due to alcohol and motion sickness. Can't say this was a bad thing when I lost 8 pounds in one week!
So overall, I'd say this was a pretty poor honeymoon choice. We are fun-loving people, so we made the cruise fun for ourselves since no one with NCL was trying at all. Mostly by picking fun at all the crappy parts... It's really what you make of it. I will never make the mistake of cruising with NCL ever again, and this has strengthened my loyalty to Princess. Next time we want to go to Bermuda, we will fly.
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