After a crazy 9 days in the USA, which we arrived at on the Carnival Vista, (my Review is “Loving The Vista Loca”) we were looking forward to joining Queen Mary 2 for a slightly more subdued crossing back to the UK.
Firstly, who ...
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After a crazy 9 days in the USA, which we arrived at on the Carnival Vista, (my Review is “Loving The Vista Loca”) we were looking forward to joining Queen Mary 2 for a slightly more subdued crossing back to the UK.
Firstly, who ever had the stupid idea to put the port all the way out in Red Hook, Brooklyn!! The roads around the port were full of taxis and cars and that meter kept creeping up, and with hardly any bus or subway access, it was a bit of an expensive trip.
The Ship.
QM2 halfway through her full Re:Mastering looks great. Kings Court is a 1000% better than the dingy original and the new Carpathia lounge is a very nice space, (but turned into a reading room on this voyage)..more about that later.
We got a lovely upgrade from an outside to a restricted view balcony, which was great.
As usual the room was clean and tidy with the most amazing pillows on the already comfy bed!
Of course the ship sailed beautifully as usual, and the “parties” for all of us Platinum and Diamond card holders were very pleasant, with a good selection of drinks and canapés..(if you are quick!).
Drinks!
So far,so good. After a chilly but fantastic goodbye to NYC, we got ready for our first night.
I don’t normally find the drinks expensive…(especially when the dollar was $1.60 to the pound), but the mark up on wines is extortionate. Most drink prices are around those of a London bar, (£5 ish for a pint £6.50 for a large G&T) but the wine is the price of an expensive restaurant, a whopping £13 for a medium sized glass of (bog standard) Zinfandel or Pinot Grigio!! I don’t mind paying in a posh restaurant, but I do not like being fleeced in a bar on a ship. At nearly £8 for a glass of Proscecco I thought the Champagne worked out better value. After having Drink Packages on all our recent cruises (including the Elizabeth last December), we found we had many fewer drinks and paid out more on this holiday.
DINING.
We were seated on a table for 2 right at the back of the Britannia on the top floor, in a corner, (horrible dark area), next to a French speaking couple, who spoke no English, and it was so hot, we asked if we could move and were told the air flow/conditioner in that area was faulty, and we quickly given a new table nearer to the entrance for the rest of the voyage.
The food was good, but nowhere near as good as it used to be. Steaks were tiny, one was full of fat and gristle, the portions have also been cut down, my Sea Bass looked like an oversized spratt!
Only one salad available too, no choice. Soups were ok, but nothing amazing.
The roast chicken dinner was shocking, Half a breast on the bone and an undercooked (red near the bone) thigh!! And it was steam cooked, so flabby skin and soggy “roast” potatoes…it was like a bad wedding reception meal, and nowhere near Cunard’s past quality.
Best meal of the cruise was the gala night, with Beef Wellington and/or Lobster.
We usually had a late breakfast and light lunch so we were hungry and on most occasions had the whole five courses plus the fish served as a “fish course” (they don’t offer it, but if you ask!)
Desserts have been reduced to what was really a lot of slightly posh “Angel Delight” type mousses, very little real cream, and made with a lot of gelatine, there were hardly any Brulees or anything wonderful. Even the Chocolate soufflé which was quite nice was overly sweet. A Pear tart with custard was like hospital food, bland with a soggu bottom (Mary Berry would not have approved)/
The “Cheeseboard” was the worst we have ever had on a ship..Tiny bit of Cheddar, (Postage stamp size), Danish blue mashed up to a Blue/purple paste and either a tiny squirt of cream cheese or a small slice of Port Salut…No Brie/Camembert/Stilton or Gorgonzola.
The staff however were fantastic, as usual and could not apologise enough about the quality of the Steak. In fact our Head waiter took it to the kitchen to berate them for sending such a terrible piece of meat out.
I would also say that the food in Kings Court was very good, always hot and great selection. We did not try “The Varandah” as the menu was far too fussy for us, but the room looks lovely, much nicer than the Todd English.
Entertainment (or the lack of…)
If you go on holiday to read and sleep in a bar, this voyage was for you.
I can only say this from my point of view, as a young 54 year old who loves modern music and a lot of fun…I WAS BORED TO DEATH on some occasions. Cunard are definitely going all out for their target audience, the 65+ . Daytime FUN included “Adult Colouring In”…Plays about Shakespeare, “Lectures about the US presidential campaign” (as if we hadn’t had enough) and um.. other non thrilling activities.
The Planetarium had one new show, which was ok. And one Lecture about Space Travel was very good.
Fencing (which I would of liked to do) was at ridiculous time of 9am..I don’t go on holiday to get up early. The films they screened were not major new blockbusters, but “safe” films like “Dollys Parton’s Coat of Many Colours” (I don’t think that was a smash hit at the Vue!) and everything was aimed at the older generation, which I understand as the ship was full of “older guests” but surely they need to start to appeal to us younger 50’s (When my Mum and Dad were 50 they were old, but now we 50’s have a new fresh outlook and are not all pipe and slippers 50 is the new 40 etc!)…
The band Vibz, the band (who I am sure have been on the ship forever) are still playing the same 20 songs, and a steel drum in a small enclosed swimming pool area has to be heard to be believed..IT WAS LOUD!! They are fair musicians but even they looked bored rigid.
Don’t even start me on the “Rhythm Of The Night” show, which was unbelievably bad and looked and sounded like a BBC Saturday night show from the early 70’s. It was truly awful. I was laughing all the way through at the awful dance routines, so I enjoyed it, but for the wrong reasons. And somehow they managed to sanitise the songs like “She Bangs” and “Livin La Vida Loca” to such an extent that they lost any of the latin vibrance…do you remember those cheap 10shillings (50p) LPs from Woolworths with the “not by Original artists”…They were better than the songs in this show.
Here is my main complaint though, and I know it really annoyed some of the other people on the ship. At lunch times “The Golden Lion” has become another restaurant ..OK the food is good, and very “English Pub Grub”, that finishes at 2.30, but then at 3pm it’s a Bingo Hall, then at 4pm it’s a Quiz show…If you want to watch any sport, tough, the TV is switched to bingo or quiz…even if the game/race wehatever is halfway through or near the end. This also means there is nowhere to just go and have a nice afternoon pint and a chat anymore. We ended up in the Casino bar..Which has limited bar seating.
While the new Carinthia lounge has become a reading and snoozing room during the day (as is the Chart Bar/ The Commodore/etc) and is not really used for anything, Sir Samuels is still as empty as ever, and maybe should be made into a sports bar or Bingo/Quiz bar, you know something a bit more 2016 !!!
OR…Put the Bingo back in the Queens Room or the Theatre where it belongs.
The band in the Queens Room were very good, and this is where Cunard excel, if you like Ballroom/Sequence dancing you will not get any better ballrooms than this one. And it was packed every time.
The G32 nightclub is still playing the same old Abba/ Village People type music..nothing wrong with a 70s hour, 80’s hour etc but it was every night..Then although it had about 40-50 people still in it..They closed!! Never seen that before, except on last nights.
GOING BACKWARDS.
The new TV’s don’t even have on demand movies or Account info anymore, its like they are regressing (QM2 was one of the first ships to have in room computer access and all the on demand films) so if I wanted to see a film you had to be in my cabin at the time they played it, rather than choosing when to have a cabin hour with a film.
Maybe I have got used to the excellent facilities offered on other ships now, but I did not feel that the QM2 offered me anything special. It’s all so old fashioned. But this is an objective review, and if you want “Traditional” cruising like it used to be, you will love the QM2. If you are after a fun experience and want to be entertained , look elsewhere.
I do understand, the Americans want a bit of “Downton Abbey”, and the QM2 is filling that slot. Also the “Strictly Fans” who love and fill up the fabulous Queens Room. The ship was full, but everywhere you looked there were people asleep.
We have had many great times on board the QE2, QM2, Elizabeth and Victoria…but I don’t think we will be back for a while, I’m 54 not 84, Musically, I like Motown, The Beatles, Queen, Kate Bush, Pink Floyd, Madonna but also modern new records by Sia, David Guetta, Timberlake, Beyonce etc..these do not exist on Cunard its all "classic pop".
The funny thing is about people who say P&O and RCI “its like Butlins at Sea”..well this was like “Sunny Pines Rest Home at Sea”, give me the fun of Butlin’s any day..
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