We wanted to do a transatlantic cruise and we thought Princess would be a great choice for this. Embarkation in Barcelona was chaotic and slow, but all went very well after. Koror Montenegro was a surprise - the old city is fascinating. The itinerary through the Mediterranean was terrific. The food was very good to excellent and the buffet particularly impressed. We ate about half our dinners in the buffet. Alfredo's is a great included dining option - be sure to try - and their two dessert options were our favorites. The entertainment in the main theater and all venues was extremely good, the best singers we've ever seen on any cruise. The house band was absolutely terrific - so much enjoyed their jazz in the piazza. Our balcony cabin was a bit small and missed having a couch. The service in all areas was outstanding - great crew.
So, why the title?
The late at night "Dance Your Face Off" event offered several cautions for all cruise lines: