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Go to your nearest Mall. Double the price of coffee, triple the price of beverages, then add sociopathic security guards who enforce confiscatory policies by leveraging safety to take money from you. Examples include the policy that you can't wash your bathing suit, because doing your laundry is unsafe (safety is $35 a bag for wash service), video games involving balance on a fake boogie board that are "unsafe" for my gymnast daughter but safe for her 53 year old dad (so they can sign him up for a wristwatch promo) or confusing embarkation beverage policy which results in having to buy their onboard beverage package ... nope I am not an alcoholic, don't need $500 + in booze sold to my suite mates. The irony of Royal Caribbean's use of "safety" to fleece customers is that Royal Caribbean operates under Bahamian law specifically so it can avoid US safety and labor regulations. As to the rest of the cruise. Like most high end malls and hotels, it has good architecture and design. Like most theme parks the good stuff is crowded and Royal Caribbean seems to attract aggressive customers who will run over your kids for their third helping of dessert, and save all the seats in the auditorium for whatever you want to see. The shows are actually good, even by Disney standards. Why they build tiny theaters on ships with a 6,000 capacity is simply because they want to say they have the feature offered, not that you will get to enjoy it. At it's core, Royal Caribbean is just a bad company. These policies, the cheap food, the repetitive onboard music, the broken coffee machines, the constant $50 and $100 per person because you are in their monopoly hell; it a senior management issue. They are focused on extracting revenue, not providing value for their customers. It is a miserable experience to be their victims for a week. So bad, I may book a flight home out of Cancun and simply get out of this mall. This is our tenth cruise. Can not wait for it to be over. Disney is just so much better (with a smaller capital expense, they simply treat their guests as guests instead of chumps to be targeted for corporate theft)

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Symphony of the Seas Cruise Review by WeLove2Fly

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Go to your nearest Mall. Double the price of coffee, triple the price of beverages, then add sociopathic security guards who enforce confiscatory policies by leveraging safety to take money from you.

Examples include the policy that you can't wash your bathing suit, because doing your laundry is unsafe (safety is $35 a bag for wash service), video games involving balance on a fake boogie board that are "unsafe" for my gymnast daughter but safe for her 53 year old dad (so they can sign him up for a wristwatch promo) or confusing embarkation beverage policy which results in having to buy their onboard beverage package ... nope I am not an alcoholic, don't need $500 + in booze sold to my suite mates.

The irony of Royal Caribbean's use of "safety" to fleece customers is that Royal Caribbean operates under Bahamian law specifically so it can avoid US safety and labor regulations.

As to the rest of the cruise. Like most high end malls and hotels, it has good architecture and design. Like most theme parks the good stuff is crowded and Royal Caribbean seems to attract aggressive customers who will run over your kids for their third helping of dessert, and save all the seats in the auditorium for whatever you want to see.

The shows are actually good, even by Disney standards. Why they build tiny theaters on ships with a 6,000 capacity is simply because they want to say they have the feature offered, not that you will get to enjoy it.

At it's core, Royal Caribbean is just a bad company. These policies, the cheap food, the repetitive onboard music, the broken coffee machines, the constant $50 and $100 per person because you are in their monopoly hell; it a senior management issue. They are focused on extracting revenue, not providing value for their customers. It is a miserable experience to be their victims for a week. So bad, I may book a flight home out of Cancun and simply get out of this mall.

This is our tenth cruise. Can not wait for it to be over. Disney is just so much better (with a smaller capital expense, they simply treat their guests as guests instead of chumps to be targeted for corporate theft)
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Cabin Review

Ocean View
Cabin 1N
About 1/3 the size of comparable cabins on Disney Cruise line. One bathroom with a corner prefab unit I would guess to be
Deck 3 Inside Cabins, Outside Cabins