Explorer, a little polish, please!: Explorer of the Seas Cruise Review by Cnadyncrbyncruzrs

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Explorer, a little polish, please!

Sail Date: May 2010
Destination: Bermuda
Embarkation: Bayonne (Cape Liberty)
After our next cruise in November 2010, we will be Diamond members, so we are very familiar with RCCL cruising in the Caribbean, and looked forward to something a little different and a bit romantic for our 10th anniversary. Maybe we should have picked something else ...

It breaks my heart to say it, but judging by Explorer's 9 Night Bermuda and Bahamas cruise this year, RCCL is, indeed, slipping. Some improvements were found in the spa service (except for the snooty receptionist, but some younger people are a little funny with their perceptions of how they should behave in that kind of business). My hair service was wonderful, they pitched together with ideas and even helped pin my dress a little. My exfoliating scrub and massage were lovely, although there was no therapeutic done even on request, for just the "spa sampler" 99 dollar package. The facial I booked later was also very well done, friendly, professional ladies that seemed to really enjoy the work and chatting More with cruisers. And for the first time, NO pressure to buy expensive products - perfect!

Dining, however, was saved only by the wonderful companionship of our tablemates, we've always been lucky that way on RCCL. I'm sure they're few and far between, but we wound up with one of those waiters that I've read about on Cruise Critic, a "fibber" who claimed he does not actually get paid for his work, but depends solely on tips. That upset one of our group, but it just didn't seem plausible to the rest of us, and further investigation proved it to be untrue, of course. Naturally, all ship's employees get a salary which they agree to when they sign a contract. Tips are a bonus to be worked extra hard for, and those in the dining room are among the highest on board. To Insure Prompt Service. Which, regrettably, we did not get, even though our waiter had only one table for 8 and one table for 6 to serve. This particular server explained that he is trying to get out of his 7 month contract due to his "bad back", and complained every single night about it to us. He also pressured us each night about our end-of-cruise comment sheet, demanding to know what we would be checking off and then insisting that only "excellent' would do. We ignored him as soon as he'd start up, and had wonderful conversations with our new friends, and really looked forward to dinnertime just the same. (The maitre 'd was in fact spoken to by the daughter of one of our party, and future cruisers can rest assured that "R" will not be likely to have his contract renewed, and in any case, did not broach the subject of his remuneration again.) That said, we too found that serving ladies first was not particularly followed, and also one of our gentleman received the wrong dinner 3 times. Long waits ensued between courses at times, and the food is just not as good as it used to be. Smaller vegetable portions, heavy sauces that are hit and miss for flavor, and cafeteria-style desserts, for the most part.

Shows were not bad overall, but the Frankie Vallee impersonators just didn't quite convince. The comedians were hilarious, but the humor is mostly skewed towards the oldtimers. A little more balance for those under 75 would be good. A few of the bar entertainers were way late in getting started.

We did get a nice anniversary photo at the table, as a keepsake, and our memories of beautiful Bermuda, but once was enough for us on this ship! Less

Published 05/30/10

Cabin review: JS1649 Junior Suite

1649 Deck 10. Quiet location on ship's aft. Huge stateroom, beautiful walk in closet, great, big deck with perfect wake view. Too bad it's shaded throughout the day due to overhang from top deck. A LOT of NOISE early a.m. from WJ directly above. Chair-scraping was very loud. Family cabin below ours looked perfect and sunny, for larger groups.

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Port and Shore Excursions

Not their fault it was still chilly in late May, the islanders were so friendly and helpful, and Bermuda so beautiful we fell in love with it. If it were reliably warmer there, we'd go back in a heartbeat. Glass blowing was a nice diversion right at the pier shops, and there was lots to do there even for those not going into Hamilton. Rent a scooter, but be vigilant with the left side of the road, and trust your navigator/seatmate.:) First time riders should stick to King's Wharf and not drive to town though. DO go to the lighthouse, great views and gifts. Crystal caves were good too. Drinks at Swizzle Inn include nice souvenir glasses. DO go on the Swizzle Sunset cruise, absolutely top-drawer! Buy some inexpensive Bermuda Blue cologne at the round gift shop in the harbour, it's lovely.

SO disappointed in Atlantis excursion. Gong-show. And absolutely not worth it, as the whole place is all plasticky and garish, with crazy-expensive stores. ICK! So-called reserved beach chairs were all stacked at the end of the farthest beach, a long hike up and down stairs and across courtyards. ... Last time in Nassau, we did Ardasta Gardens with the flamingos. So much fun. Recommended! Other than that, just the same old jewelry-shop-lined streets backed by dumpy backstreets. Highly recommend Venue for formal dresses, 4 blocks down (left)on Bay Street. Good prices, nice quality.

3rd 'port' was CocoCay, surprisingly great! Heard the snorkeling was great; enjoyed the shopping (yes, you can barter!), and the beach. Will go out of our way to hit this private RCCL island again!

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