I would like to start this review by stating that I have taken most of my trips with another cruise line and I am extremely disappointed in everything on this trip. We spent 5k for our cruise and another 2k for travel and adventures and needed stuff including WiFi for cruise for two people as they make you pay per device and didn’t receive 5k in services or travel! The vessel is a bit outdated inside but it’s still comfy as far as the room size and shower goes but then again I am in a stateroom. There are people on board whom due to being on the vessel for months have had hair loss due to the chemical treatment of water so I evil be using bottled water to wash the rest of this trip! The food is horrid in the buffet and main dining is pretty decent but takes too long to get food and it seems to take two hours to eat. The specialty dining has extremely long waits and when told to arrive early and we do we still sit for 45 minutes. I want to also express that the ports they take you to on the Adriatic Sea is horrid really and nothing to see so you will spend a lot of money to actually get a speed boat to take you other places if you want to actually see something and the staff and their tv tells you this when you board so wow. The fast high speeds boat you rent will want you to leave at 8:30 or 9:30 am. I also don’t think you should have to dress up for dinner because why dress up to eat then go to sleep as the entertainment on ship is obsolete and what’s offered it a joke. The internet is horrible and it is for the boat as well and employees will Tell you their device is down also in customer relations. The only entertainment they have is a blonde headed chick that her boobs are about to fall Out of her tank top that had cuts in the front the whole trip! They play a sound track of about ten songs on the boat over and over and the song “ swear I don’t have any gun” has played about 199 times in 4 days as it plays all day over and over and young and old both complain. Unaware why they have a chick wearing a tank top by the pool singing with her holes in it with her boobs hanging out as I felt I was at a strip club. She also sings almost the same songs they play over and over and this trip is horrible for Americans and French for sure! This isn’t a family cruise either by no means as there is nothing for kids to do so they run everywhere and throw sandbags from the corn hole game all day on deck with no supervision and the staff did notthing! If I were you I would fly to the area you want to visit and wing it cause these people are not taking you to any port you want to see! There is no entertainment on this ship and nothing to do and it’s boring and there are no shops except jewelry and liquor basically and all the ship is geared for is alcohol and sleep and some food! The room service night menu has basically bologna and burger! Also I want to say that there are not enough people who speak English to get anything done and you will spend about 500-800 to ever use internet and the tv has one movie channel so at night there is nothing to do and no tv to watch. They play basically Star Wars and ET type movie over and over and this not a cruise for young as everything closes at 10:30 and they start shutting everything down around 7ish! The staff is scarce and the only people on the ship are to clean really and are not helpful! If you want to be on a nursing home cruise this is the one for you as they start at 7am and close at 7ish some places not many open till 10 and then the older people have to cause the loud music never stops and it’s techno type music over and over it’s horrid you want to jump ship after five days of it 24 hours a day because you cannot escape it. Also the employees on board day they have listened to this ten song soundtrack for three years in a row without change! I feel like I am on the movie “Groundhog Day”!!!!!!!!! Worst trip ever I would have rather been at work or cut grass all day everyday! Horrible and I do not recommend as it’s a waste of money and def buyers remorse!!!!
Our room guy who cleaned was great! Some Staff was really nice but everything else on this cruise was horrid and miserable and if I could have flew home Thursday I oiled have but stuck till Sunday!
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