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Oceana Review

4.0 / 5.0
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525 reviews
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Worst experience of my life

Review for Oceana to Europe
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Emmilou1989
First Time Cruiser • Age 30s

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Sail Date: Aug 2019
Cabin: Balcony Stateroom with Shower
Traveled with children

Rooms are like prison cells. Bathroom is tiny you literally can’t move in it. For a ship of this capacity the swimming pool is the size of a bath. The outdated rules of no shorts gets boring especially when men are allowed to dinner in scruffy Adidas trainers. Not only are you woken up early with the annoying, pointless announcements but the ship is a dictatorship. Never cruised before and because we booked through a 3rd party we weren’t informed of the dinner attire rules, we was reprimanded for not booking direct with p&o but p&o still accepted the booking and happily took our money via 3rd party. Avoid this ship. It’s tired and lacking any character or luxury. You can hear every noise the cabin next door/ above makes also. Drawers constantly being pulled in and out. Entertainment was dated and not much for children in fact the only child’s disco that was organised what set at the same time of the black tie event so nobody showed up. When eating at the buffet you practically had to beg the waiters to take your drinks order otherwise they just avoid you. I went and asked one to order a drink and he told me to go to the bar. Many of the wait staff are arrogant and unhelpful. Would never cruise again and would advise anyone considering it to avoid the Oceana. Ports were efficient and no problems going through just don’t forget crew card.

Upon disembarking you have to provide your crew card of which this was taken off of us when we checked out at reception. As stated before we have never cruised and as no information was given to us as they assume every passenger has done many cruises it caused a confusion and delayed us getting off the boat as we no longer had our cards. Then the man started shouting over me aggressively when I was pointing out that reception staff should not have taken my card if I needed it to disembark and leave the cruise.

Cabin Review

Balcony Stateroom with Shower

Cabin JA

Tiny, cramped, can hear every noise in the next cabin. Flush for the toilet located behind toilet seat so constantly having to touch the toilet seat unnecessarily

Port Reviews

Malta (Valletta)

Check in staff was friendly

Athens (Piraeus)

Port was efficent

Mykonos

Easy to disembark

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