I'm on the same "eventful" cruise Mr. Unknown had been (previous review). Key points to address:
1. Nearly no cruise ship has a helicopter pad - airlifting is standard procedure, as is evacuating rooms / restricting balcony access. This was all done in strict accordance with safety procedures, and I have to say the crew did this well despite inconvenience this might cause.
2. We did have quite strong rolling due to strong winds and sea conditions. The captain altered course to avoid the worst of the weather, but he can't control the weather. An unsteady ship in strong weather conditions, along with all the creaking and banging waves are inherent risk of sea travel. I felt as safe as can be given the circumstances (which wasn't at all outside of crew's ability). Some might have argued that the ship should just not sail instead, but if that happened, I guarantee you there would be complaints that we skipped destinations / was stuck somewhere.
Decor is a bit like a 2nd rate hotel, feeling a bit dated, but perhaps suitable for the customer demographics? Would appreciate slightly brighter ceiling lights that are less yellow.
Small typical French town, otherwise unmemorable
Small Spanish city with some walking routes that are decently scenic.
Oddly patriotic place that looks so French. Although town center was reminiscent of any other UK town. Friend put it as a less busy Canning Town (not flattering).