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Entertainment: Comedy PG show with Ronnie Bullard was the best/funniest ever!!!!! Playlist Production shows: first 2 nights shows were not good plus one of the male dancer/singer kept grabbing his crotch through the whole show. Then all 3 male entertainers laid on the stage and hunched their microphone stands. But do go to the last 2 shows they do. They were great!!!!!!!!! Food: Excellent! Better than some of the more expensive cruise lines. The restaurants are always delicious and even the Lido deck eateries were wonderful: Blue Iguana, Burgers, Deli and BarBQue. Never tried the buffet except for breakfast once and it was fine. Not impressed with their desserts but didn't need them anyways. Activities: Fun stuff planned but staff didn't always show up. We wasted time waiting for nothing twice; the Carnival Tower at Vincent's Bar and Future Cruise talk.? Matt the director is very nice and energetic but picked the same kids for both Hasbro game shows. Casino smoking is out of hand! Nasty even just walking by. Suggest blocking off a smoking section with walls. Tried to play the machines but couldn't stand it.

Wonderful!

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review by sjoy2244

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Entertainment: Comedy PG show with Ronnie Bullard was the best/funniest ever!!!!!

Playlist Production shows: first 2 nights shows were not good plus one of the male dancer/singer kept grabbing his crotch through the whole show. Then all 3 male entertainers laid on the stage and hunched their microphone stands.

But do go to the last 2 shows they do. They were great!!!!!!!!!

Food: Excellent! Better than some of the more expensive cruise lines. The restaurants are always delicious and even the Lido deck eateries were wonderful: Blue Iguana, Burgers, Deli and BarBQue. Never tried the buffet except for breakfast once and it was fine. Not impressed with their desserts but didn't need them anyways.

Activities: Fun stuff planned but staff didn't always show up. We wasted time waiting for nothing twice; the Carnival Tower at Vincent's Bar and Future Cruise talk.? Matt the director is very nice and energetic but picked the same kids for both Hasbro game shows.

Casino smoking is out of hand! Nasty even just walking by. Suggest blocking off a smoking section with walls. Tried to play the machines but couldn't stand it.
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Cabin 2345
Steward very friendly and cabin clean. Past other cruise line experience cabin has been checked on both am and pm.
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