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We sailed a quick 5 day last year on the Queen Elizabeth and wanted another go at the Cunard experience. We had an excellent rate for a balcony cabin, grats included via our agent's affiliation, so a good value all around. We like Cunard because of the upscale atmosphere, almost no kids sailing on this itin, low key approach to onboard sales, formal nights and size of ship, Absolutely no complaints. The Victoria was in amazing shape, very clean, beautiful, no areas in need of help. Food: their buffets are excellent, so much choice, no cutting back on 'upgraded' options like smoked salmon, fish, good cheeses, etc. I am a pescatarian but never felt underfed in any way. The Britannia DR fell a bit short for us. Small portions, especially the fish & seafood entrees and the deserts were disappointing... often lacklustre, very small portions and missing visual appeal. Having said that, the chocolates/candied ginger etc served with coffee were always a lovely touch. Oh, and lunch in the DR on the last sea day was the best meal we had all week in there. We had dinner in the specialty section of the Lido. We went on Asian themed night and it was excellent. Highly recommend. Wonderful food, great service, best desert of the cruise. Nice and romantic with a table for 2 next to the expansive windows. Entertainment: was mostly a miss for us. They work their singers/dancers to the bone, with 3 different shows on a 7 night sailing, performing 2x night. The singers are ok, but not good enough to warrant several solos each over the 3 shows. We left half way through the 2nd night of the 3 but decided to give it another go on their final night (day 6) That show was better than the other 2 combined. The 3rd? night of the cruise they featured a comedian from the 60's? Somewhat famous from UK telly from years back, apparently, but as Canadians in our early 50's we thought he was dreadful. Jokes we've heard before from better performers, a ridiculous song about Viagara... ouch. Just when we'd about given up on good entertainment in the theatre space, they piled in on the last 2 nights and there was almost too much to choose from. A great men's quartet for singers, and a wonderful Australian violin player, who was actually funnier than the 'comedian'. I think Cunard need to scrap their entertainment director and start fresh. There was certainly no lack of $$ put into the costumes, they were abundant and well done, but the song choices, boring choreography and muddied themes make the production shows a sad experience. The casino was ok, but the slot machines are old and extremely stingy. What was great, as always, was the live music. Always something going on, no holding back on the budget for musicians, which definitely adds to the overall atmosphere of the ship.

A very solid 4* experience on Victoria

Queen Victoria Cruise Review by NorthernHiro

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Trip Details
  • Sail Date: August 2018
  • Destination: Baltic Sea
  • Cabin Type: Balcony
We sailed a quick 5 day last year on the Queen Elizabeth and wanted another go at the Cunard experience. We had an excellent rate for a balcony cabin, grats included via our agent's affiliation, so a good value all around.

We like Cunard because of the upscale atmosphere, almost no kids sailing on this itin, low key approach to onboard sales, formal nights and size of ship, Absolutely no complaints. The Victoria was in amazing shape, very clean, beautiful, no areas in need of help.

Food: their buffets are excellent, so much choice, no cutting back on 'upgraded' options like smoked salmon, fish, good cheeses, etc. I am a pescatarian but never felt underfed in any way. The Britannia DR fell a bit short for us. Small portions, especially the fish & seafood entrees and the deserts were disappointing... often lacklustre, very small portions and missing visual appeal. Having said that, the chocolates/candied ginger etc served with coffee were always a lovely touch. Oh, and lunch in the DR on the last sea day was the best meal we had all week in there.

We had dinner in the specialty section of the Lido. We went on Asian themed night and it was excellent. Highly recommend. Wonderful food, great service, best desert of the cruise. Nice and romantic with a table for 2 next to the expansive windows.

Entertainment: was mostly a miss for us. They work their singers/dancers to the bone, with 3 different shows on a 7 night sailing, performing 2x night. The singers are ok, but not good enough to warrant several solos each over the 3 shows. We left half way through the 2nd night of the 3 but decided to give it another go on their final night (day 6) That show was better than the other 2 combined.

The 3rd? night of the cruise they featured a comedian from the 60's? Somewhat famous from UK telly from years back, apparently, but as Canadians in our early 50's we thought he was dreadful. Jokes we've heard before from better performers, a ridiculous song about Viagara... ouch. Just when we'd about given up on good entertainment in the theatre space, they piled in on the last 2 nights and there was almost too much to choose from. A great men's quartet for singers, and a wonderful Australian violin player, who was actually funnier than the 'comedian'.

I think Cunard need to scrap their entertainment director and start fresh. There was certainly no lack of $$ put into the costumes, they were abundant and well done, but the song choices, boring choreography and muddied themes make the production shows a sad experience.

The casino was ok, but the slot machines are old and extremely stingy.

What was great, as always, was the live music. Always something going on, no holding back on the budget for musicians, which definitely adds to the overall atmosphere of the ship.
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