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We had chosen celebrity as we were under the Impression they had the best most Morden ships that catered towards adults, and a focus on well being etc How wrong we where. Its full of children and the ship is so old and run down it was just so naff. You will not get a seat by the pool st any point during your stay and even if you did it will be ruined by screaming children and awful singers and party games. You’ll be charged 18% on every single bill, no matter how long it takes them to bring what ever you’ve asked for, which will most likely come wrong or cold The buffet restaurant is a absolutle zoo, you’ll be lucky to find a table let alone a clean one. The San Marco restaurant is trying to be 5^ food wise but it just isn’t the food is missing something, it’s not that it’s totally bland it just isn’t good enough for the price of the cruise. The ship needs some serious maintenance, paint all over every window in the restaurant and dreadful 80s decor. There’s nothing to do but drink and shop, and at every stage they will try to flog you something, usually a over priced Rolex or a photo package The tours are all over priced by 4x at least. We got a taxi transfer for €15 and celebrity wanted €60 each! You get around 8 hours in port if you get off the boat at 7 and return at the last on board time of 4ish The entertainment is quite good but very cruise ship, think singers who couldn’t make it past the live stages of X factor The other activities are all over priced, £39 to play bingo EACH! Everywhere is full of fat rude Americans which just makes matters worse. Awful holiday and I will never return.

Awful, 5* prices without the 5* service

Celebrity Constellation Cruise Review by Nickbrapp

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We had chosen celebrity as we were under the Impression they had the best most Morden ships that catered towards adults, and a focus on well being etc

How wrong we where. Its full of children and the ship is so old and run down it was just so naff. You will not get a seat by the pool st any point during your stay and even if you did it will be ruined by screaming children and awful singers and party games.

You’ll be charged 18% on every single bill, no matter how long it takes them to bring what ever you’ve asked for, which will most likely come wrong or cold

The buffet restaurant is a absolutle zoo, you’ll be lucky to find a table let alone a clean one.

The San Marco restaurant is trying to be 5^ food wise but it just isn’t the food is missing something, it’s not that it’s totally bland it just isn’t good enough for the price of the cruise.

The ship needs some serious maintenance, paint all over every window in the restaurant and dreadful 80s decor.

There’s nothing to do but drink and shop, and at every stage they will try to flog you something, usually a over priced Rolex or a photo package

The tours are all over priced by 4x at least. We got a taxi transfer for €15 and celebrity wanted €60 each!

You get around 8 hours in port if you get off the boat at 7 and return at the last on board time of 4ish

The entertainment is quite good but very cruise ship, think singers who couldn’t make it past the live stages of X factor

The other activities are all over priced, £39 to play bingo EACH!

Everywhere is full of fat rude Americans which just makes matters worse.

Awful holiday and I will never return.
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Cabin Review

Inside Stateroom 10
Cabin 10 7101
Like a caravan out of the 80s
Deck 3 Inside Cabins, Outside Cabins

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