If you like grazing on poor quality unlimited buffet, playing bingo and sweating over the next roll of a slot machine this might be the cruise for you.

Or if you’re a teenage boy or young man who can’t get a girl and want to try your hand at stalking, this might be up your alley.

Or you’re a 50-something who has burned out and is trying to pretend you’re still able to rock kicks like a 20-something give it a go. Otherwise take your money and look for a different cruise ship if that’s your bag. Read more