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We sailed on Colombus on a packaged back to back cruise. C804 & C805. Embarking on 6th May and disembarking on 30th May. We booked the cruise purely for the itinerary which was good and went to many ports we had not visited previously (unfortunately 3 ports were missed (2 were replaced and 1 extra sea day added) on the first sector). We were told in was a low star ship and we totally agree. For us it was the worst cruise ever. It had supposedly been "refurbished" but we didn't see evidence of that. We were told that it still looked like the Pacific Pearl which it had been in a previous life. CMV make it a habit of buying old reject ships. In Australia we are used to getting the rejects but CMV go one further and buy the rejected rejects! The ports that we got to were good. Weather was excellent and the dance troupe onboard were first rate. Best dancing troupe we have experienced (we have done 23 cruises many back to back so even more). The singers were mostly good. Alex was very talented singer. One of the girls was a bit of a screacher! The entertainers bought onboard were all comediannes and were terrible. You would see better in a pub. Neither the first sector Cruise Director or the second sector one (Lee) were friendly or mingled with guests. Only saw them on stage or in buffet. Not good enough. The food. Well many were satisfied but many were not. Terrible service in restaurant. More interested in serving drinks then food. Food was bad. Really bad. All in all it was not a cruiseline I would EVER travel with again. We have done the best and now the worst. It was the first cruise we have ever come off feeling dissatisfied. Never had a bad cruise until this one. If you are not fussy (not bothered when the buffet area is shabby and unclean, wonky passageways, unhelpful staff, ugly ship, etc) then it may be for you. But if you prefer a better cruise go elsewhere because this company have NO CUSTOMER SATISFACTION at all. We requested to speak with Restaurant Manager and he never met with us but this was typical. No one cared. My suggestion there are better cruiselines out there. Stay Away. They are only interested in selling drinks and obviously market to the UK because they sail in and out of Tilbury and apparently that is convenient for the UK travellers. They also market to unsuspecting Australians!

Basic cruising which didn't deliver

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We sailed on Colombus on a packaged back to back cruise. C804 & C805. Embarking on 6th May and disembarking on 30th May. We booked the cruise purely for the itinerary which was good and went to many ports we had not visited previously (unfortunately 3 ports were missed (2 were replaced and 1 extra sea day added) on the first sector). We were told in was a low star ship and we totally agree. For us it was the worst cruise ever. It had supposedly been "refurbished" but we didn't see evidence of that. We were told that it still looked like the Pacific Pearl which it had been in a previous life. CMV make it a habit of buying old reject ships. In Australia we are used to getting the rejects but CMV go one further and buy the rejected rejects!

The ports that we got to were good. Weather was excellent and the dance troupe onboard were first rate. Best dancing troupe we have experienced (we have done 23 cruises many back to back so even more). The singers were mostly good. Alex was very talented singer. One of the girls was a bit of a screacher! The entertainers bought onboard were all comediannes and were terrible. You would see better in a pub. Neither the first sector Cruise Director or the second sector one (Lee) were friendly or mingled with guests. Only saw them on stage or in buffet. Not good enough.

The food. Well many were satisfied but many were not. Terrible service in restaurant. More interested in serving drinks then food. Food was bad. Really bad. All in all it was not a cruiseline I would EVER travel with again. We have done the best and now the worst. It was the first cruise we have ever come off feeling dissatisfied. Never had a bad cruise until this one.

If you are not fussy (not bothered when the buffet area is shabby and unclean, wonky passageways, unhelpful staff, ugly ship, etc) then it may be for you. But if you prefer a better cruise go elsewhere because this company have NO CUSTOMER SATISFACTION at all. We requested to speak with Restaurant Manager and he never met with us but this was typical. No one cared. My suggestion there are better cruiselines out there. Stay Away. They are only interested in selling drinks and obviously market to the UK because they sail in and out of Tilbury and apparently that is convenient for the UK travellers. They also market to unsuspecting Australians!
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We booked a Guarantee inside but bless our travel agent she picked our cabin without consulting us and it was a dud. Ugliest cabin I have travelled in. We have had balconies as well as inside but this was worst ever. It was quiet until we had to close the door which we had to slam EVERY time. Location was OK but the cabin was just plain ugly.

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