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Noordam Review

3.5 / 5.0
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A Plain Vanilla Cruise

Review for Noordam to the South Pacific
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10+ Cruises • Age 60s

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Sail Date: Apr 2018

Of our many cruises, the one we took years ago on the Noordam is the only one we cannot remember. Having sailed her again, we think we understand why. It was a plain vanilla cruise, good vanilla ice cream, just not exciting or tremendously memorable.

Embarkation was reasonably fast and our room was ready, which was appreciated. The first glitch happened when we decided to leave the ship briefly to look around the area. No one mentioned that the US government now requires picture ID to reboard ships in US territory. The port agent, not a HAL staffer, asked our cabin number, checked it against a manifest dating to five hours before we had boarded, and refused us boarding, despite the valid cruise cards around our necks. We instructed her to call the ship, and she reluctantly took their word for it that we were paying cruisers. So, if you are in the US, bring picture ID anytime you leave the ship.

Boat drill was mildly bizarre with our officer sounding like someone from Costa Concordia as he said that if we should hear the abandon ship whistle, to stay in our cabin “and not get in the way.” We hope that was a lack of English skills, but that would be eerily “Costa” too. Oh dear.

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Crazy traffic, crowded, nice parks. Don’t plan to drive.


So many things to see and do just walking along the front and the street. A cute little market in the baobab park, Fleetwoods on the street, gorgeous coastline. This island is great.

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