Cruise From Hell: Celebrity Constellation Cruise Review by LynnBCamb
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Cruise From Hell
Destination: Western Caribbean
Traveled with mother and 90 y.o. grandma (probably her last)
The suite was nice, beds were ridiculously uncomfortable, I elected after 3rd night , of a 14 day trip, to sleep on the floor!!!
Food was terrible, actually embarrassed for them. Excursions were a terrible joke and NOT appropriate for my grandmother - Where indicated: Leisurely was actually a HIKE that I could barely manage, she had to stay in the bus and miss the Orchid Farm which was only thing she Really wanted to see. On another excursion driver was high as a kite and threw bus into reverse while driving we all got hurt.
In the fancier dining room that you pay extra for I was scalded with coffee arm and chest by waiter, did they offer to pick up the tab? No!
One Big Sales Gimmick To Buy Jewelry non-stop bombardment. They should pay us to take this trip and listen to their ongoing sales pitches.
Shocked at the level More of lies, service, horrible entertainment, food, and intent Celebrity operates under! Less
Concierge Suite nicely appointed on first glance. Cot-like beds HORRIBLE. Sleeper sofa HORRIBLE. Lovely full private deck BUT, No Smoking out there!
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