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Azura Cruise Review
4.0 / 5.0
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Utter Garbage.Never Again.

Azura Cruise Review by Happy 10

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Trip Details
  • Sail Date: Apr 2018
  • Destination: Europe
  • Cabin Type: Inside Stateroom

Where to start... Embarkation smooth.Cabin an inside, bog standard but clean and tidy so no issues there.The cabin steward was friendly and tried to sell us water and the mini bar as soon as we got in our cabin.So before muster off to Malibar for a drink,we sat down,3 guys at the bar necking shots at 3.30 in the afternoon swearing like troopers!Not a single member of staff said a word,waiter took our order,30 minutes later our drinks arrived!! So we had to drink them sharpish....off to muster,sailaway indoors because of inclement weather,No problem with that you'd think, you'd be wrong,15 minutes for waiter to arrive,then another 30 minutes for drinks to arrive! Groundhog Day!! And so it goes.. Off to dinner, peninsula restaurant,service efficient if impersonal,wine waiter efficient,food standard,well pretty rubbish... I've cruised with P@O 12 times,last cruise was 4 years ago but boy have they destroyed in that time the quality of the food and choice...seared tuna starter with noodles,3 pieces of translucent tuna,so thin it must have been sliced with a razor blade, overcooked and cold,main,king prawns on stale ciabbata....prawns ok.dessert average, they've removed the always available range....cheese board,a joke, choice of 3 distinctly rubbish cheap cheeses...No stilton.....So all in all not good...Continual sales pitch about the pay restaurants etc....Room service was always included in your fare,not anymore! They now have a tray charge of 7 pounds per person for room service!!!! 14 quid for 2, utterly disgraceful ,I cannot believe they actually justify this way of basically ripping off passengers for every conceivable penny they can get away with, evening entertainment distinctly average,and the first time I've cruised where they've had bouncers on the ship in case of drunken trouble,this is a family ship by the way!! P@O have a responsible drinking policy so that passengers are not troubled by other passengers...This policy obviously doesn't include 2 night cruises or Azura for the ship was quite happy to continue serving people who were clearly very very drunk!! Abusive language abounded...it was no different at all to midnight in your local city's centre....Not a single officer of rank was to be seen anywhere...Public toilets were disgraceful,flooded and stank... Time in port was ok,usual trip into town and did our own thing.Gala dress up night,food in restaurant was anything but special...Marco Pierre white menu,well if he's happy to put his name to that he's obviously skint! Beef wellington...this consisted of tough beef in raw pastry,the pastry was soggy and inedible,the starter consisted of a piece of translucent salmon,I know there's a theme here! With half a quails egg... Wow, not! And the same behaviour as the night before in the lounges and Manhattan's...Removed our tips because of the utter garbage cruise...had to fill a form as to why...it wasn't big enough,P@O charge a tip of 14 pounds per passenger per day!! So a 2 week cruise will cost you an Extra 300 odd quid on top of your holiday fare and bar bill,if you manage to get a drink in 2 weeks and on top of your 14 quid per time if you want someone to walk up to your cabin with a plate of rubbish cheap processed food from the self service restaurant! Which I hasten to add had run out of beans and toast by 0830 this morning......I used to love P@O... but the innuendo it's a luxury great experience is well frankly about as short as pinnochios nose!!! If you want to go back to the days of the 80s drink filled booze cruise on a ferry then P@O Azura will fit your bill perfectly,if you want even half decent service, edible food,good entertainment,and a decent holiday experience without being robbed blind then book a trip with another cruise line.. .It really was that bad.... Sorry P@O... you've lost me after 20 years,I'm sure your not bothered though... Don't waste your hard earned money folks.... I've never been happier to be home.

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Clean and tidy, functional.

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Port of call was fine.Excersions extortionate prices.

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