Harmony of the Seas Review

Good, but not the best choice for Dialysis at Sea

Review for the Western Caribbean Cruise on Harmony of the Seas
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2-5 Cruises • Age 30s

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Sail Date: Apr 2018
Cabin: Superior Ocean View Stateroom with Balcony

I am from Florida, so my family and I just drove to Ft. Lauderdale and board the ship. Embarkation (though slow and made slower by a broken gangway) was fine as there were plenty of chairs for my grandpa, who is older and a dialysis patient, to sit while my mom and I waited in line. Disembarkation was awful for us as there were no chairs this time around and it was very hard on my grandfather, we were very upset about this part. The lines, though they moved swiftly, were still VERY VERY LONG and took about an hour to get through. The Harmony is the biggest passenger ship and you can tell. There was a lot of walking, which makes me wonder why it is a Dialysis at Sea ship. It was too much walking for my grandfather to go to any activities or any food places that weren't right next to the aft elevators. The cabin was a perfect size for 3 people (myself, my mom, and my grandfather). It was clean when we got there, cleaned twice a day by staff, we had a beautiful balcony, and the bathroom, though small, was just right. The sheets should have been changed more for my grandpa, and we almost always needed more towels as things get wet very quickly in that bathroom. The main bed was very comfy. Also, we could have used more towel animals; they made all of us happy when we'd come back after a long day and see a towel animal on the bed. The main dining room was hit or miss; either the food would be AMAZING that night, or disappointing. The crème brulee was never good. Solarium food was very good. WIndjammer food was always average and always HORRIBLE when it came to service and finding somewhere to sit, especially with my grandpa and him not being able to walk for very long. Wonderland is a MUST but ONLY if you are open minded to strange and abstract new foods - not great for my 82 year old grandfather that didn't want to eat it if he A) couldn't pronounce it and B) couldn't immediately recognize what it is by looking at it. For me, in my 20s and loving strange new cuisine, it was so amazing, so Instagrammable. Entertainment on the ship was okay. When I did go, it was a blast as the lady who led most of our activities, Rhiannon, was fun and hilarious. My biggest disappointment was the 90s party on board which said it was supposed to last a few hours but lasted only 45 minutes. The comedy club isn't all that funny, and the late night club for dancing is frighteningly empty. Karaoke is fun though, but they need more songs and to give it more time. Maybe two locations for karaoke since it's so popular now. The service was great, however the ship seemed understaffed. It's a huge ship, but I should be able to find an employee more easily than what I experienced. DON'T GO TO WINDJAMMER IF YOU LIKE EVEN DECENT SERVICE. The regular main dining rooms were pretty good with service. Cleaning service was more or less attentive. The guest service desk and retail staff were great, as were the wait staff at Wonderland. Labadee was great, though I wished I could have seen some authentic Haitian culture and not the small section that Royal Caribbean purchased. Ziplining was a great excursion. Falmouth, Jamaica was great, but I wasn't warned that the excursion I chose included an hour drive there and an hour drive back, definitely wasn't fun for the excursion. However, climbing the Dunn's River Falls was definitely a can't-miss activity. The food at the Shaw Park Beach Hotel and Spa was amazing, and tubing was fun. Cozumel, Mexico also had an excursion where we had to take an hour long ferry ride that was VERY bumpy and got me sea sick on the way back. However, that was also very worth it as climbing through the Rio Secreto caverns was more amazing than I can describe, and shopping in Playa del Carmen was super fun.

Ages of people travelling: 24, 52, 82. For me, the 24 year old, there was quite a bit to do, but this is more of a family cruise - too many kids, not enough young adult parties and events. It was PERFECT for my mother, 52, and there was almost always an activity or show she wanted to go to. For my grandpa, 82, there was very little he could do even though he can still walk. Some of the stuff was too far away or just didn't appeal to him. This isn't a cruise for the much older folk. I would suggest this cruise to couples, families travelling with children of all ages, and recently retired folk. I would consider going again, but maybe with a boyfriend or some friends instead.

Cabin Review

Superior Ocean View Stateroom with Balcony

Cabin D4

The cabin was clean upon entering. We had to "hack" the lights by putting some cardstock in the slot that would keep the lights on. You're supposed to put your Seapass Card there, but we were afraid that if we were in the room alone and left, we might accidentally lock ourselves out of our room, and we weren't comfortable leaving any other important cards there. The room had plenty of decent lighting. I thought we were going to have 2 double beds and a couch, instead we had a queen or king and a couch, which ended up being fine for my mom and I on the bed and grandpa on the couch. The balcony was beautiful and just big enough for two people comfortable, 3 if I sat on a footstool with them out there. If there was a 4th person, there would definitely not be enough closet space or drawers for all of our clothes. There was no real space to store our suitcases so we had to use some of the closet space for that. There was a good amount of counter space with the dresser, the vanity, and the bathroom. The bathroom was small but that was expected. The sink should be deeper and the water from the faucet needs to be able to get colder, but the shower was just fine in size, water pressure, and water temperature (could get really hot all the way to pretty cool). There was a leak at the bottom of the shower I had to plug with a towel. The toilet didn't flush once, but worked fine all the rest of the time. Good use of vertical space (shelves) in the bathroom; that could be used better throughout the cabin as well. The sheets need to be changed on the bed. I don't think they ever were, and that was important for my grandpa as he is older and has dry, flaky skin. There is a refrigerator, but they really need to include microwaves in that case. The nightstands were small, but good. There needs to be an electrical outlet on both sides of the bed, but there was only an outlet on one side and it made charging my mom's phone at night difficult.

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