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The Carnival Conquest is a fabulous ship! We loved the cruise, the staff, and all the shows! The rooms were so clean and comfortable. I compared the ship to a five star hotel, but in reality it is far better than any 5 star hotels I've stayed at.

There is tons of food and lots of selection in what to eat, but the taste was just OK. It's the kind of food where it looks like it will taste really good, but then just tastes blah. It may have something to do with it being frozen or something. It's not bad though.

There are tons of activities on the ship. We never got bored. We all had massages at the spa. The massage was good, but they try to sell you products afterward.

All in all this was a fabulous cruise. We would go again in a flash. Our only recommendation is that Carnival take Jamaica off of the schedule.

Five star hotel on the ocean

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review by nosgirl

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The Carnival Conquest is a fabulous ship! We loved the cruise, the staff, and all the shows! The rooms were so clean and comfortable. I compared the ship to a five star hotel, but in reality it is far better than any 5 star hotels I've stayed at.


There is tons of food and lots of selection in what to eat, but the taste was just OK. It's the kind of food where it looks like it will taste really good, but then just tastes blah. It may have something to do with it being frozen or something. It's not bad though.


There are tons of activities on the ship. We never got bored. We all had massages at the spa. The massage was good, but they try to sell you products afterward.


All in all this was a fabulous cruise. We would go again in a flash. Our only recommendation is that Carnival take Jamaica off of the schedule.

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Cabin 8A 6209
Our cabin was perfect! We had plenty of room. It was quiet. Great view from the balcony. No complaints!
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