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SIRENA Cruise from Hell

Sirena Cruise Review by Konatimn

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Trip Details
  • Sail Date: Jun 2016
  • Destination: Trans-Ocean
  • Cabin Type: Penthouse Suite

We chose this cruise mainly because of the itinerary, but also because we had heard good things about the Oceania line. Let me preface this review by saying it was the most expensive cruise we had ever booked! We looked forward to this cruise for months. But sadly we have felt entirely screwed from the moment we arrived on board.

The ship is quite small compared to others we have been on. The interior is stuffy old world style (think smaller Titanic) elegance. We are used to dining later in the evening but had to learn to adjust our eating schedule to accommodate the closing of the restaurants at 9:00-9:30pm. We were specifically looking forward to the good food we heard so much about. What a HUGE disappointment! The food has been mediocre at best. Even the specialty restaurants have left us scratching our heads. My Partner celebrated his 50th Birthday in the Tuscan steak house, where they presented him a cake with somebody else's name on it!

There is no ship board activities other than bridge or shuffleboard. We have been to funerals that are more livelier than the Sirena. The entertainment is like watching bad karaoke. There is no broadway type shows. It's mainly either medicare singers or an orchestra.

What really did it for me however was the itineraries. We chose this particular cruise because of the ports of calls on the second half of the cruise, mainly Cairo and Alexandria Egypt. For days we had asked the destinations desk for the shore excursion list for Egypt,which we were told was being downloaded. Until the last night of the first half of the cruise when we received the updated itinerary, which showed a totally different itinerary leaving off Egypt all together and adding more ports in Greece which I had had enough of at this point. We were told we were welcome to disembark in Athens but would not be given a refund on the second half of the cruise because Oceania reserves the right to cancel or change ports at their whim. This is TOTALLY unnacceotabe to us. It's like a bait and switch. They claim it's because of unrest in Alexandria, which there is no mention ANYWHERE of being any unrest in the area. They knew for weeks they were never going there. They just suckered people in on the premise of going there and then changing it at the last minute! This was our first and our last cruise on Oceania! Save your money, Celebrity is a much better line and a better value for your money.

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Cabin Review

Penthouse Suite
Cabin PH1 8051

Just an average cabin, nothing special. It has a little love seat and a tiny round table with a balcony. Not worth the extra money.

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