My girlfriend and I went on a Wine, Dine and Music cruise. She talked me into a room with a balcony. I thought sure, get a nice room with a view. Had never had one before, my folks - yes, but not me.

Well, we got there and it was so tiny we had no place to put the two cases of water and could not get the bags underneath the bed the room was so cramped. We had to squeeze through where the foot of the bed and the wall was. We had to turn our suitcases sideways to get them into the room. And this was a room that could sleep four. It even had a fold out couch. The bathroom was so small you could bearly turn around. Sardines would have a hard time with this room.

We then asked to be upgraded to a suite. I thought OK, a bigger room. Great!! Well it was marginally better. It was about 4" to 6" bigger space between the wall and the bed. Still had to turn the suitcases sideways to get them through. I was able to get my bag under the bed by shoving it all the way underneath my girlfriend's bed and then under mine. I fell there, I caught my foot in the duvet cover and fell between the wall and the foot of the bed. I am surprised that I could get up. There was so little room. And again having to turn the suitcases sideways to get them into the room. Read more