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I took the Mediterranean cruise. There was no one at the harbor , no shuttle to the ship and I walked, and walked, and walked through the harbor! Thank God for the excursions everyday to get off that ship! I was so claustrophobic, it has no bar/lounge to sit on a comfortable chair to read and see outside! the only place was the Garden Café, which is a self service buffet, fight your way to a table and anchor there for dear life. Most of one deck is the casino, which is fine if you are a gambler, but you need to go through it to get to the dining room...and back. During my week there, 2 nights had the same program at the theater! The designer/decorator of the Epic must have been color blind, it's dark brown (how depressing) with a touch of orange, then you move around and a screaming green greets you... They have the slowest elevators on the planet, I used the stairs many times even though my feet were tired from walking during the excursions (between 16,000 and 17,500 steps a day, says my pedometer) The excursions were very good but at a very fast pace. The staterooms are tiny with bizarre curved sliding doors to the shower and...the toilet. Good thing I am single. I could not get my on-board bill, they had my credit card, I am waiting to see how much they will charge!

Epic sucks!

Norwegian Epic Cruise Review by lady travel

Trip Details
  • Sail Date: May 2015
  • Destination: Mediterranean
  • Cabin Type: Mid-Ship Inside
I took the Mediterranean cruise. There was no one at the harbor , no shuttle to the ship and I walked, and walked, and walked through the harbor!

Thank God for the excursions everyday to get off that ship! I was so claustrophobic, it has no bar/lounge to sit on a comfortable chair to read and see outside! the only place was the Garden Café, which is a self service buffet, fight your way to a table and anchor there for dear life.

Most of one deck is the casino, which is fine if you are a gambler, but you need to go through it to get to the dining room...and back.

During my week there, 2 nights had the same program at the theater!

The designer/decorator of the Epic must have been color blind, it's dark brown (how depressing) with a touch of orange, then you move around and a screaming green greets you...

They have the slowest elevators on the planet, I used the stairs many times even though my feet were tired from walking during the excursions (between 16,000 and 17,500 steps a day, says my pedometer)

The excursions were very good but at a very fast pace.

The staterooms are tiny with bizarre curved sliding doors to the shower and...the toilet. Good thing I am single.

I could not get my on-board bill, they had my credit card, I am waiting to see how much they will charge!
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Cabin Review

Mid-Ship Inside
Cabin IA 13036
Tiny with bizarre round sliding doors to the shower and the toilet
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