I love reading the reviews that people post here because clearly there are extremely fussy people in this world. I have decided to add my 2 cents worth to the Carnival Conquest Reviews. :)
We booked a 7 day cruise and enjoyed the 4 stops that we had, which were Cozumel, Belize, Roatan and Costa Maya. However, some of the ports left much to be desired but we have to keep in mind that these are 3rd world countries. Cozumel (Passion Island Excursion) a must do, beautiful and worth every penny. Belize,(Eco Park) don't waste your money. Roatan, go to the beach and stay there. Beautiful but the water had garbage in it. Costa Maya we did snorkeling and that was fun but towns were very poor.
On the ship, I agree that the entertainment was lacking, especially in the off hours. The shows were awesome and I think I am still laughing about some of the stuff at the comedy club. The lounge singers....Well, they need to find better talent.
Nice cabin, small mind you but who cares, I did not spend much time in there. Was kept very clean and our house keeping fella was awesome.