We have been sailing for 10 years on HAL, RCCL, Seabourn, Crystal etc. This was the absolute worst cruise experience we have had. I list here in no particular order my thoughts concerning our Regatta sailing of 24 days. Nickel and Diming: $2 for both incoming and outgoing emails, replies are not delivered to one's cabin $39 for round trip "shuttle" in to Cork, local train located behind dock 4.6 euros $39 for round trip into Dublin, taxi 8 euros (the Irish tourist office called for taxis until the ship's management made them quit evoking fury from experienced LOL travelers so the ship relented) $3 for bottled water $14 corkage fee $28-68 for California supermarket wines $4.95 DAILY for newspaper of choice No daily news sheets $12 DAILY to receive and send emails from cabin $.95 a minute computer expenses for internet access. Cabin amenities: plastic bathrooms No Marble to be seen Great duvet, pillows and bed linens. Actual bed nothing special. Towels so rough and nonabsorbent they can be used as exfoliaters. No VCR without great fuss from truculent GM. One sink in premium cabin Many days of no water in the toilet Terrible smell from bilge (other?) wafting through the drain in the WC. Turning off the AC during the night, voiding use of down duvet. Returning to hot cabin after a day in port because once again they turned off the AC. In suite toiletries drying to both skin and hair. Butlers who DO NOT either pack or unpack, and very little else. Only Continental breakfast available Iin suite in the AM. Shower/Bath leaks all over the floor. Bar Services: Candied cherries rather that maraschino cherries in the drinks that require them. Nothing to make a Chocolate Martini. Extra charge for mixers i.e. soda, tonic, other. Bar appetizers laughable: scrapes of butter or mayo on see through bread with unidentifiable filling or topping. Never a server in sight when one is needed Ship's Management: Generally and politely trained to say "No" a dozen different ways Ships's Entertainment Staff: Helpful and always fun Ship's wait staff: Mostly friendly and helpful the further they were from Management Food and Dining Experience: Main Dining Room - So much for Jacques Pepin. Too much fat and salt 21/2 hours for dinner 45 minute wait if arrived at 8 pm (unless you tipped the maitre D') if arrived at 9 pm out in 45 min (all three courses) Terrace for lunch - Tear down begins 15 minutes prior to actual close Tapas Generally the best place for a meal because you can sit outside and still make it to the show Waves, the best burgers, salads and fish without the hassle of the Terrace Polo Room Best dish Rack of Lamb NOT the beef Had to send back meal 3 times and still not correctly done with wrong cut of beef Toscan Hands down the best atmosphere,service and food Head waiter Angellino and Sommlier Tanja the BEST Problems: Surly officers and other staff Smoking policy No smoking on Verandahs (violently enforced) No Cigar Room except for on deck in the wind and rain Horrid perfume in the area of the Horizon lounge where smoking was allowed (gagged as I walked by) No VCRs or video library NO TAILOR No consumption of libations brought on board in public areas (humph!) country Club Casual dismal failure, many unshaven men on board Passengers have no idea what "country Club" attire is. It short one can have "Your world, Your way" only when the management of this ship will allow. The ONLY thing management has down flat is disembarking their passengers smoothly and efficiently. What a relief to get off the Regatta! I hope future cruisers will find this "Laundry List" helpful. Dr. K.T. Elliott

Regatta - Eastern Mediterranean

Regatta Cruise Review by Dr. Elliott

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We have been sailing for 10 years on HAL, RCCL, Seabourn, Crystal etc. This was the absolute worst cruise experience we have had. I list here in no particular order my thoughts concerning our Regatta sailing of 24 days.
Nickel and Diming: $2 for both incoming and outgoing emails, replies are not delivered to one's cabin $39 for round trip "shuttle" in to Cork, local train located behind dock 4.6 euros $39 for round trip into Dublin, taxi 8 euros (the Irish tourist office called for taxis until the ship's management made them quit evoking fury from experienced LOL travelers so the ship relented) $3 for bottled water $14 corkage fee $28-68 for California supermarket wines $4.95 DAILY for newspaper of choice No daily news sheets $12 DAILY to receive and send emails from cabin $.95 a minute computer expenses for internet access.
Cabin amenities: plastic bathrooms No Marble to be seen Great duvet, pillows and bed linens. Actual bed nothing special. Towels so rough and nonabsorbent they can be used as exfoliaters. No VCR without great fuss from truculent GM. One sink in premium cabin Many days of no water in the toilet Terrible smell from bilge (other?) wafting through the drain in the WC. Turning off the AC during the night, voiding use of down duvet. Returning to hot cabin after a day in port because once again they turned off the AC. In suite toiletries drying to both skin and hair. Butlers who DO NOT either pack or unpack, and very little else. Only Continental breakfast available Iin suite in the AM. Shower/Bath leaks all over the floor.
Bar Services: Candied cherries rather that maraschino cherries in the drinks that require them. Nothing to make a Chocolate Martini. Extra charge for mixers i.e. soda, tonic, other. Bar appetizers laughable: scrapes of butter or mayo on see through bread with unidentifiable filling or topping. Never a server in sight when one is needed
Ship's Management: Generally and politely trained to say "No" a dozen different ways
Ships's Entertainment Staff: Helpful and always fun
Ship's wait staff: Mostly friendly and helpful the further they were from Management
Food and Dining Experience: Main Dining Room - So much for Jacques Pepin. Too much fat and salt 21/2 hours for dinner 45 minute wait if arrived at 8 pm (unless you tipped the maitre D') if arrived at 9 pm out in 45 min (all three courses) Terrace for lunch - Tear down begins 15 minutes prior to actual close
Tapas Generally the best place for a meal because you can sit outside and still make it to the show
Waves, the best burgers, salads and fish without the hassle of the Terrace
Polo Room Best dish Rack of Lamb NOT the beef Had to send back meal 3 times and still not correctly done with wrong cut of beef
Toscan Hands down the best atmosphere,service and food Head waiter Angellino and Sommlier Tanja the BEST
Problems: Surly officers and other staff Smoking policy No smoking on Verandahs (violently enforced) No Cigar Room except for on deck in the wind and rain Horrid perfume in the area of the Horizon lounge where smoking was allowed (gagged as I walked by) No VCRs or video library NO TAILOR No consumption of libations brought on board in public areas (humph!) country Club Casual dismal failure, many unshaven men on board Passengers have no idea what "country Club" attire is.
It short one can have "Your world, Your way" only when the management of this ship will allow.
The ONLY thing management has down flat is disembarking their passengers smoothly and efficiently. What a relief to get off the Regatta!
I hope future cruisers will find this "Laundry List" helpful.
Dr. K.T. Elliott
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