You may wonder why a person who hates television, movies, and companies like Disney would go on a Disney cruise. Don't ask. Despite my warped view, I think I can still offer a somewhat objective view of the cruise experience, but take my views with a grain of salt given the foregoing.

The Good:

1. Crew. Disney staff were extremely professional, and overall seemed to really like what they do. Except for a couple of folks behind the Guest Services desk, and a few unhappy cleaning staff on the deck, virtually everyone who works on the ship will want to make sure you have a great time. Read more