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Oceana Cruise Review
4.0 / 5.0
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Absolutely awful

Oceana Cruise Review by Dissatisfied Steve

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Trip Details
  • Sail Date: Dec 2013
  • Destination: Africa

Just returned from a 10 day cruise on the '' Oceana'', which set out from Southampton on the 19th Dec.2013, obviously taking in Christmas. We had been on the boat for about 5 hours, when both my wife and I started vomiting. This lasted for about 30 hours, and was caused by the boat being unstable and rolling all over the place. During this time, the toilet packed up, and we were without a toilet for about 6 hours. Both my wife and I were not well for most of the cruise, because of the instability of the boat. In fact, on Christmas Day, my wife had nothing to eat, and I only managed to keep a half a bowl of soup down.

The only time we felt O.K. was when we went ashore. I had a couple of cooked breakfasts towards the end of the cruise, and my wife had one on the last day.

We had booked a couple of shore excursions, in Casablanca and Cadiz, but because my wife was ill on the day we were in Cadiz, she dare not go on the coach. I went to tell them that we would not be able to go on the trip after all, but I was told that because we hadn't given 48 hour's notice, we would forfeit the cost, £72. How we were expected to know, 48 hour's in advance that my wife was going to be ill, I'll never know. The last straw was when we couldn't get a decent cup of coffee one evening, from one of the bars, as there had been black-tie dining that evening. We were told we would be able to get one after 9.30 pm, but just then they would be serving cocktails.

We have found out since returning, that the Oceana was built for the Caribbean, and not for going down the Atlantic Coast , and that the ship's bottom is too flat to go where we went.

The entertainment was pretty amateurish too, and all together the whole experience of the cruise was pretty awful, and a waste of money.

I doubt whether we shall ever cruise again, after this experience, but if we do, it certainly will not be with P&O!

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The cabin was ample, but was small, compared to previous ones on other cruises, although we had never been with P&O before, and P&O could learn a lot from Royal Caribbean.

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