Bored at sea: Statendam Cruise Review by FashionBizarre

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Bored at sea

Sail Date: September 2013
Destination: Alaska
Embarkation: Seward
This was our first cruise and probably our last. We went during shoulder season knowing full well that the weather could be iffy. And we don't blame the cruise line for only being able to make it into one port (Skagway, the one we had little or no interest in visiting). We do blame the cruise line for not offering anything to DO during all that dead time at sea. Well, anything that anyone under 80 would enjoy.

Fully captive in our--albeit very comfortable balcony suite--our options were absolutely horrid and tasteless lectures on shopping in port, onboard shopping opportunities to purchase stuff I wouldn't buy at my local flea market, poorly delivered spa services -- or eating bad food. I guess if you gamble you could waste more money that way. We were looking for some yoga classes (only one offered daily at like 7AM).

If weather means you'll be at sea for 6 out of 7 days, it would have been nice to add a few complimentary activities of interest such as additional More yoga classes, academic lectures on Alaska and such. We did book one wine and food pairing (so kitschy and not particularly informative), several spa treatments (listlessly delivered to the extent I felt guilty for keeping the mani/pedi person awake and ended up way overtipping).

We were not about to spend time at the Dancing with the Stars competitions nor the evening shows. So I guess we went in knowing our entertainment options would be limited. Our focus was extensive shore excursions related to whale-watching and wildlife. Just never thought we'd be stuck for so long without relief.

In Skagway at the end of the cruise season the shopkeepers and service personnel were audibly disdainful of the cruise ship passengers. On more than one occasion cracking wise about their age and seeming disorientation. My husband was at one coffee shop sarcastically complimented for knowing how to work the coffee carafe "wow, you actually know that if you push on the top the coffee comes out!" Lot's of sniggering and rudeness. Though we did have our best meal of the trip in Skagway--at an Indian restaurant where ship captains and locals were hanging out and dining on deliciously made-to-order dishes.

Food on board: a joke for the most part. The snacks food available near the pool area would embarrass most inner city public schools systems. The Lido Deck buffets were horrid, unappetizingly. Though one night the bolognese was tasty if watery. In-room breakfast was a treat--if you don't care how leathery your toast is nor how flavorless your eggs.

The Main Restaurant: If you wanted to dress for dinner you could get a decent, if rushed, meal. The service was unremarkable with the exception of one wine steward. The upgraded Italian-themed venue (a tragic little corner of the Lido Deck buffet carved out for this purpose served buffet line food at table. It was OK. I ate half my entree and the server looked at me and (this is really true) rubbed his belly and said "you save room for the yumi-yumi??!!??" I assume this meant I didn't finish my meal because I was saving room for dessert--a pathetic lemon pudding with something crunchy in it.

On the first night of our first cruise--my husband and I both both being in our mid-fifties--being talked to in baby-talk just really set the tone for both of us.

The highest-end upgrade restaurant was quite good and the only meal we did not feel rushed through.

We are from Washington, DC. We are accustomed to good service and quality dining. We travel internationally and regularly. This was some kind of bad dream. Less

Published 12/14/13

Cabin review:

Cabin and bed were comfortable. Nice amenities. The faux leather/plastic upholstery on the sofa was very uncomfortable. Plenty of closet and drawer space. I liked our location--aft (last suite on the outdoor pool deck) so we could not only go out on our balcony (weather permitting) but quickly be out on the aft deck for fresh air and views on both sides of the ship.

Port and Shore Excursions

This was the only port we made. And the only one we hadn't arranged for shore excursions. We were excited to see and had booked whale-watching for all subsequent ports.

Just gross. Cleared tired of the cruise passengers and verbal about it. Signs up just off the main drag at local bars advertising big celebration after our ship's departure. People standing outside said bar giving us dirty looks as we approached (guess cruise ship passengers weren't welcome there).

Best meal of trip: at the Indian restaurant (I'm sure there's only one). Delicious, made to order and clearly where the locals hang.

Cruise ship passengers tearing around this small town grabbing every end of season deal on every t-shirt in town.

Overheard at the Railway Station Shop: Cruiser: "do you have any airplane souveniers?" Sales Clerk : "No we don't." Cruiser: "but I'm looking for airplane memorabilia." Sales Clerk (snide and very loud): "Well, you see this is a RAILROAD shop and not an AIRPLANE shop. You would have to go to an AIRPLANE shop to get AIRPLANE stuff."

Ok. It was end of the season and they were all tired. I don't think they cared that we were tired of the whole nightmare too.

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