Elevators: No issue, won't even dignify it by commenting further.
Ports: Had a wonderful time at each port. Did the Blue Lagoon excursion in Nassau & the Sapphire Beach excursion in St. Thomas. All wonderful. Really enjoyed the snorkeling which is included in the the St. Thomas excursion package. In St. Martin, didn't book an excursion but just took a taxi to Orient Beach. What a beautiful beach! Wish we had more time there.
Dining Room Food Quality/experience: Very good to excellent. I found the MDR to be very enjoyable. Sure there were a couple of dishes/deserts that misfired, but we had a great waiter who tried to suggest what were the hits & misses each night. Even though it is "banquet food", it is truly amazing that they can make the MDR feel like an intimate dining experience with such varied choices and distinct flavors. We ate there 6 of 7 nights and I wouldn't have minded going all 7 nights.