Thomson Majesty in the Med: Thomson Majesty Cruise Review by DebsLpool

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Thomson Majesty in the Med

Sail Date: August 2012
Destination: Europe - Eastern Mediterranean
Embarkation: Other
Although we have done a few cruises, in the past, we are not dedicated cruisers, we usually prefer to holiday in the Greek Islands, in traditional surroundings with local places of interest to visit. However we last cruised with Royal Caribbean, 2 years ago, and my husband was keen to try another cruise. I wasn't so keen, so we opted for a cruise and stay holiday in Corfu, which seemed the best of both worlds.We had never been on a Thomson cruise before although booked holidays with them many times over the years

We booked the holiday in April 2011, so qualified for the AI drinks package, which was nice, but after booking I started to read the reviews about the Destiny and was not filled with joy, so when Thomson changed ships, I was not really bothered, as it didn't seem that I would be missing much. We had pre booked a cabin on Destiny and had no trouble transferring to a similar outside Plus cabin on Deck 4.

We had booked extra leg room seats, row More 15, which were great except for the occasional idiot trying to cut across, if they thought the loo was free on the other side of the plane, we stopped this by placing our bags on the floor. The 3 hour flight was smooth and punctual and we arrived in Corfu around 9pm, local time. After retrieving our baggage, we had to queue up outside, for quite a while before being allowed to board the allocated coaches. We eventually arrived at the port at about 10.30, where a member of the Thomson team came on board and went through the muster drill, useless, but at least they had ticked the box!!

The first thing I noticed was that the cabin was bigger than I expected, plain but functional with thankfully plenty of wardrobe and drawer space for three people, a fridge and TV, which never worked, but I wasn't bothered by that. The cabin was very hot, which we pointed out to our stewardess, who promised to speak with reception. Nothing happened until midnight on the following day, when after 6 requests at reception and being given a variety of reason, all with a smile, an engineer turned up, twiddled with something in the unit, and thankfully we didn't have to suffer another night in an airless coffin. Unlike a hotel room you cannot open a window, on a ship, so if the air conditioning fails to work in August, you know about it. The bathroom was small, as expected, but the systems were all very efficient and the poor quality towels were changed with regularity, by the very efficient cabin stewards. Some reviews have already mentioned the dirty windows, these appeared to be ingrained with salt deposits between the glass. I can only presume that they cannot improve these as the ship was constantly being cleaned and was spotless, except where windows were concerned.

We have a fussy teenage son, so we find that buffet dining is preferable, as he can usually find something he likes, and I prefer the option of not being stuck with strangers, having to make polite conversation, if I am not in the mood, I do this for work and I like a break from it on holiday, so most of our meals were taken from the Cafe Royal. The food was satisfactory, most days, the breakfast usually being the best, however the constant rushing and pushing did get annoying, but that is probably why most people opt for the more sedate main dining rooms.

We are not really interested in being entertained so cannot really comment on the main events. We usually spent our evening in the Royal Observatory lounge, where there was often a pianist and violinist, who were excellent, and made for a nice chilled atmosphere. One evening a female singer, I think called Valerie, performed a few songs, she was also very good. Another evening the bar seemed to fill up very quickly, people were milling around looking for chairs, when we realised that a Simon and Garfunkel tribute act were due to perform. Not an act I thought I would ever have to listen to, can't stand the originals, but they were good and obviously very popular from the hordes of people who arrived to listen to them. However once they had finished the same hordes all rushed, and I mean rushed out of the lounge to the next show, it may have been a knobbly knees contest, somewhere else, small children could have been trampled underfoot in their eagerness to get seats at the next event, priceless.

Most of the staff were very friendly and hard working, however there was one bar man, at the Bistro Bar, who was very offhand and almost rude. Near the end of the holiday, I thought I would take a note of his name, however he had disappeared and he never returned, nor did I spot him in any of the other bars, maybe I was not the only person to find fault with him

What can I say, the usual mix of people, different age groups, the usual sun lounge hogger, the football shirted males propping the bar up, nylon football shirts in 90% heat, still each to their own. I was surprised by the number of young children allowed by their parents to wander about by themselves around the ship. Not to get food or a drink, but strolling around quiet corridors by themselves, do some adults leave their brains at the airport when they go on holiday, God forbid anything ever happens to a child, but who would they blame if it did? Being August there were many children on board, the vast majority were a credit to their parents , but there were the usual families who let their brats run wild, as long as they weren't annoying them, and it is harder to avoid them on a ship.

I shall review the ports separately but we enjoyed them all. I did feel a little bit like the poor relation when we were docked alongside other cruise ships. They all had coloured canopies for their passengers to drink their refreshing glasses of chilled water presented by their ships personnel, music playing in the background, Thomson cruise passengers were met with just the
hand sanitiser

I know many people love Thomson cruises and my opinion is just that,my opinion, and it is in no way meant to contradict anyone else's viewpoint but I think if you want a no frills basic cruise to visit some wonderful places, then the Majesty is ideal. If you enjoy holiday camp entertainment, and many people do, you won't be disappointed, one night we had the sight of bare chested men standing around the pool singing "ere we go,"ere we go "ere we go, a laugh for some, but not my choice of holiday fun.

If you prefer a more luxurious ship with a slightly more upmarket feel, and the price tag to match, then you probably won't enjoy the Majesty.

Having experienced a more expensive RCI cruise, which was undoubtedly more what I expect from a cruise ship,in terms of environment etc, but who charge you exorbitant prices for drinks etc, and now having vacated on the more basic but more affordable Thomson cruise, I have come to the conclusion that maybe cruising is not for me, well certainly not for the foreseeable future anyway. Less

Published 09/08/12

Cabin review: 439

Cabin 439 was quiet, bigger than expected, with plain functional decor. When the air conditioning was repaired after 24 hours, it was comfortable but certainly had nothing special about it. The bathroom was small but everything was in good working order. There was a single and double wardrobe space and plenty of drawers, a good choice and if I returned I would not hesitate to pick this cabin again

Port and Shore Excursions


Booked an organised excursion as we had an early sail away and were conscious of time limitations. Athens looked much improved from the Athens of 20 years ago, the last time we had visited, and I know they had worked hard at improving the city for their Olympic games. When we last visited the Acropolis it had been busy, it is probably always busy, but the amount of people at the Acropolis was staggering, wall to wall bodies. Our guide was very knowledgeable but slightly boring, people started to drift away from her, including us, I think she must have been left just talking to herself in the end. The park around the base of the Acropolis provided a lovely shady place to enjoy and iced lemon drink and get our breadth back, before returning to the ship. A flying visit to an important city but it made me want to return

First visit to Bodrum and we thought it was a delightful town. We just wandered about looking at the shops, marina etc. The shopkeepers here are not as pushy as at Kusadasi and we felt less pressurised, consequently buying more in the long run. As we had a late sailing, we were able to visit the town in the evening, which was very relaxed. I must mention a bar called the Red Lion, which overlooks the beach. Everywhere we had been had taken Euros, without any problem, however when we tried to pay bill in the Red Lion, he didn't have any euros to give us change. I think the bill was about 10 euros, we had about 5 euros in coins, which he was happy to accept instead, and assured us not to worry about it as we were welcome guests. We felt awful, as it was our fault originally for not checking that he accepted euro's, but his attitude was so friendly, just like everyone we met in Bodrum, definitely a place we will return to for a longer stay
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We took an organised tour to Olympia and really enjoyed it, again despite the crowds of August. The port itself is just a road long with shops and bars on both sides of the road. We had a nice wander about, although prices reflect the fact that it mainly caters to cruise ships. For example I wanted a cotton Caftan, I saw them for 45 euros, in Katakolon, which I knew was way to high, I eventually bought one in Corfu town for 23 euros', and then spotted one for 15 euros, in Corfu, so I had to buy that as well, it would have been rude not to.


Our guide Ahmed was one of the best we have ever had, he was informative, knowledgeable and funny. The sight was amazing even though it was about 40% and very busy. The scale of the ruins are breathtaking and I was so glad that I finally got to see Ephesus. On the way back to the ship he was willing to take us to a great carpet shop, thankfully there were no takers, although he did do his best to talk us into it. God loves a tryer. After lunch we returned to the bazaar in Kusadasi, for an enjoyable couple of hours of haggling, if you have the right attitude, it can be fun, but also very tiring. We had a drink at a bar near to the harbour and were amazed at the changes to the town, which we had last visited about 20 years previously, much more upmarket now, but a little less interesting
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House of the Virgin Mary

In and out of a house in 10 seconds, nothing else I can say. Our guide had explained all about the history etc, but the actual visit is very formtic, all in a single line, don't stop, in thriugh one door out through the other, then pass the usual stalls selling tat.

We have visited Santorini, from a cruise, before, and also spent two weeks on the island, so we were hoping that the ship would be diverted to Patmos, as it sometimes is, in August, due to the Melteme wind, but no, Santorini it was. After waiting for 40 minutes to get onto the cable car, arguing with non British people who never quite grasp the concept of queuing we made it to the top. Akrotiri has now reopened, after being closed for a few years, so we decided to take the bus to visit this site. We had an enjoyable air conditioned ride to the site, enjoying the passing Santorini landscapes. However, it must be the most boring archaeological site I have ever visited. Anything of any real interest, not including the remains of ruins, has been removed and as it is under a roof it gave the place a weird feel, not quite real. I should have taken the advice of other visitors and given it a miss. We jumped a bus, which was passing and returned to Fira, where we wandered about, shopped and had something to eat and drink. A nice little town, maybe not as nice as Oia, but we had been there a few times already
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