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13 reviews
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Cunard should be ashamed
"WE were ready and exited to go on a Christmas cruise to Amsterdam. I had even talked my brother into coming along, after myself and my wife having had a great time on the Queen Mary in October we booked this trip as..."Read More
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2-5 Cruises

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Cunard should be ashamed

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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clarade

2-5 Cruises

Age 50s

WE were ready and exited to go on a Christmas cruise to Amsterdam. I had even talked my brother into coming along, after myself and my wife having had a great time on the Queen Mary in October we booked this trip as our Christmas present to each other. We boarded and everything looked as it should even though there was a strong smell of fuel around the bar and casino area, they must just be ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Balcony

3 Helpful Votes


Moaning

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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Churchill lounge fixture

First Time Cruiser

Age 60s

Decided to make the short hop to Hamburg @ back to stock up on german goodies.. Encountered some interesting weather which was forecast well in advance. Had wonderful service, food and i am sure the entertainment would have been so too IF i had chosen to make use of it. as an old QE2 superfan, any other ship struggles to compete, but having sailed the Mary and Victoria I was pleasantly surprised ...
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Sail Date: January 2015

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Penthouse

3 Helpful Votes


Terrible shame on you Cunard

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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alisonjrobertson

10+ Cruises

Age 50s

We were also on this I'll fated cruise. Embarkation was OK. Our balcony cabin looked lovely until we saw the toilet. Hence we had to clean it ourselves to remove the remnants under the seat from the last passengers, not a great start for a 5* ship. We found the maître'd rude as it didn't fit into his plans when we asked for a table for 2 for lunchtime in the Brittania restaurant after receiving ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Balcony

1 Helpful Vote


The Classic Curate’s Egg

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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Michael Ja

First Time Cruiser

Age 70s

We were on the “notorious” Christmas Markets in Amsterdam Cruise on MS Queen Elizabeth. This was our first cruise, chosen so that we could sample the Cunard experience. The ship could not dock in Amsterdam as planned due to adverse weather conditions. Complaints from just five passengers were the basis of a Daily Mail report which stated, “Around 2,100 passengers on board the Queen Elizabeth were ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Standard Inside


So Sad So Bad

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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colani@blueyonder.co.uk

6-10 Cruises

Age 70s

I am sure by now you will have heard all about the 4 nights and 5 days of going around in circles,the strong smell of fuel, the very bad service in the Britannia restaurant the food cold having to wait up to three quarters of an hour in between courses, because people were sending food back,even in the shops because they had to mention that on top of the high prices we also had to pay VAT because ...
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Sail Date: December 2014

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Balcony

2 Helpful Votes


2014 World Cruise on the Queen Elizabeth

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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Atlanta World Cruiser

10+ Cruises

Age 70s

My wife and I just completed the World Cruise on the Queen Elizabeth. When we thought of taking the cruise we researched as much as we could; but little success. So here is our review of Cunard and the 2014 QE World Cruise. We booked a Penthouse mid-ships and the Queens Grill. The total cost of our trip was just under $200k. On Cunard, you pay for everything; drinks laundry, internet, ...
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Sail Date: February 2014

Departure Port: Elba

12 Helpful Votes


READ THE SMALL PRINT - CUNARD A FIRM WITH FEW MORALS

Review for Queen Mary 2 (QM2) to Cruise to Nowhere

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Flightpictorials

2-5 Cruises

Age 70s

What other company design all their contracts so that THEY can break them at will and be so unforgiving when unfortunate circumstances occur to their customers. This was a round the world cruise of 106 nights on two liners QE and QM2 and booked 18 months before departure at a cost of 20,000+to include 7 day stay in Sydney ,all gratuities ,"round the world" dinners in Sydney and Dubai and on ...
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Sail Date: January 2012

Departure Port: Kusadasi

2 Helpful Votes


A stunning mini break on the QM2 to Le Havre and Zeebrugge

Review for Queen Mary 2 (QM2) to Cruise to Nowhere

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LuxurySeekerNorwich

2-5 Cruises

Age 40s

In my mind, this appears to be.... 'the mother of all ships'. I'm interested to see that there are other large liners on here that get higher votes. I like that. It gives me other options. This ship is immense, beautiful, and finished to a very very high standard. We selected club dining so had a table that we could use at anytime. It really worked for us. The staff were brilliant. The wine ...
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Sail Date: December 2011

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Britannia Club Balcony

2 Helpful Votes


5 night mini cruise

Review for Queen Elizabeth to Cruise to Nowhere

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freddy traveller

10+ Cruises

Age 60s

After a 60 minute wait we boarded the ship at 1pm, dropped off our luggage at the cabin, and had a quick lunch at the Lido buffet. We enjoyed everything about our cruise, especially eating in the Britania Club restaurant, most of our meals were taken there, we were looked after most royaly by our waiters Emmanual and Dennis. Nothing was too much trouble for them, eg. extra sauces, extra ...
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Sail Date: April 2012

Departure Port: Kusadasi

Cabin Type: Club Balcony


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