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Cruise to Nowhere Family Cruises Cruise Reviews

Cruise Line
Ship
Nowhere
Departure Port

Traveler rating

Excellent

33

Very Good

19

Average

18

Poor

6

Terrible

10

Cruise type

Family Cruises

86

First-Time Cruisers

37

Romantic Cruises

26

Senior Cruises

15

Group and Theme Cruises

15

86 Cruise to Nowhere Family Cruises Cruise Reviews


ELep avatar

ELep

4 Reviews Written

19 Helpful Votes

Pretty ship for a weekend away

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We picked this for a cheapie weekend away, and to check out Pacific Explorer having traveled on Carnival Spirit twice for a total of 17 nights and RCI Voyager OTS for 9 nights. We have always had balconies and will ...
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Sail Date March 2019


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Taja1002

6 Reviews Written

2 Helpful Votes

Fantastic weekend cruise

We chose this cruise for my parents wedding anniversary and for a weekend away! The ship was amazing! The larger ships have so much to do and you don't have enough time to do it all. Since it was just a ...
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Sail Date February 2015


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ReisaDalton

1 Review Written

A Vacation Out of a Dream

A few years ago, my parents surprised us with one of the most memorable Christmas gifts that I have ever received. They told us that we would be going on a Disney Cruise! We were excited but had no idea what to ...
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Sail Date December 2014


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Ronette26

1 Review Written

Foam party was my highlight

firstly, the cruise to nowhere was nice and relaxing but the time on board was to short, the trip says 3 days and 2 nights but we didn't spend 3 days, on Monday we had to leave the ship at 8. the 11 deck food ...
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Sail Date November 2017


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tstang

1 Review Written

4 Helpful Votes

Excellent Vacation With Teens

We booked this cruise as this ship seemed to offer lots of entertainment and dining options. Our fourteen and seventeen year old daughters loved the teen club Entourage and made a group of friends that they spent ...
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Sail Date April 2017


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Kristym06

1 Review Written

8 Helpful Votes

Fantastic SeaBreak!

My husband and I went on our first cruise for our 10th Anniversary and it was absolutely amazing. Check in went smoothly, even though they were very busy, the staff were very polite. Embarkation went well, we ...
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Sail Date December 2016


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ausi ski bum

2 Reviews Written

6 Helpful Votes

Comedy Cruise but not that Funny

P&O Australia is what it is, a budget cruise line so my expectations are lower and in general they do a good job, its obvious that the Pearl is past it and has not received the upgrades that the others have as it is ...
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Sail Date July 2016


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blazedraper

1 Review Written

10 Helpful Votes

Do not go.

I went on this cruise as part of a wedding. The wedding itself was very nice, it was held in the Dome, which was closed for the event, although the staff in charge of the music screwed up multiple times. And that ...
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Sail Date June 2016


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evillissy

1 Review Written

9 Helpful Votes

Kids club staff fantastic with disabilities

This was my third cruise, and my first on the Pacific Eden. Also my first cruise with my 11 year old, low verbal autistic child with me. First, the ship, it was beautiful. Plenty of seating areas, beautiful ...
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Sail Date February 2016


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Choozy2005

1 Review Written

Norwegian Dawn DON'T CARE!

This was my very first cruise. My sister sailed before and surprise me with this trip for my birthday. Excited! Happy happy birthday to me! The boat was late, really late. We was suppose to leave at 4p.m. We ...
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Sail Date November 2014


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Lazy_Whovian

2 Reviews Written

24 Helpful Votes

Comedy Cruise

We enjoyed most aspects of this cruise. Embarkation was easy and for those Aussies who're wondering about the cruises that don't dock anywhere - no, you don't need to bring the kid's passports, your medicare ...
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Sail Date February 2016


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mizLORInj

32 Reviews Written

90 Helpful Votes

Thought the ship was great .

Here is our opinion of this fabulous ship: LIKED+ • LOVED the ship itself. It’s new and beautiful so what’s not to love. • We had a D7 balcony cabin which was great. Lots of storage closets and ...
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Sail Date March 2016


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laseiber

2 Reviews Written

28 Helpful Votes

Cruise to Nowhere with 4600 + Others

Diamond Plus cruiser with RCCL, but have sailed other cruise lines. Just let me say the pre-cruise terminal experience was different and not very well organized. One person telling you to go here and there with no ...
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Sail Date March 2016


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Aussie-On-Tour

1 Review Written

11 Helpful Votes

Staff looked unhappy and Bar service was extremely slow.

Just returned from a short 3 night cruise from Sydney staying in a Balcony cabin Deck 9. Firstly would like to say the ship is lovely and the entertainment was great. However...if you are intending on purchasing a ...
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Sail Date February 2016


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Priyesh Matabal

1 Review Written

31 Helpful Votes

Awful Cruise

If you enjoy bad service, filth and bad food then this trip is for you. My wife, 3 yr old and myself went on the cruise to nowhere ex Durban on 29 Jan 2016. We booked a suite which was the only good part of the trip ...
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Sail Date January 2016


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pkwessel

4 Reviews Written

81 Helpful Votes

3 Day Comedy Cruise

As a seasoned cruiser, being on no fewer than 9 cruises over 15 years, on all different lines, I decided to write this review. These are my thoughts and what I feel is a balanced review. I was a bit apprehensive ...
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Sail Date January 2016


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lennysails

12 Reviews Written

7 Helpful Votes

Nowhere

I felt the need to write this review because I went on a cruise to nowhere 2 days on and off... Staff didn't have to go out of there way... Yet they did. Bartenders, room attendants, waiters, casino staff... ...
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Sail Date December 2015


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kevcruiser518

3 Reviews Written

18 Helpful Votes

Fun Time!

This was my first cruise with norwegian after 4 with Carnival. We got the the manhattan pier at about noon and it was very confusing compared to past cruises. We traveled with two other families and we met them ...
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Sail Date December 2015


Dave. H avatar

Dave. H

1 Review Written

Very, Very Disappointed!

Would not recommend to any one, 3 hour wait to check in & board after two computer break downs, boarding staff were so unorganised, we were in the line up for 2 hours then staff let people go through in front of us ...
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Sail Date December 2015


RebeccaGR avatar

RebeccaGR

1 Review Written

Terrible Customer Service

Sailed on the Norwegian Escape for my partner's mother's Birthday (one night cruise from Southampton). Firstly - the ship was beautiful with fantastic restaurants, good food from what we experienced, good ...
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Sail Date October 2015


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Cholseygirl

1 Review Written

1 Helpful Vote

First Time Cruiser

I was a bit wary of cruising mainly due to seasickness experienced on car ferries from UK to France. I decided to take the plunge with my experienced cruiser family. To my delight, I didn't feel nauseous at all. We ...
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Sail Date November 2015


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gorandrag

1 Review Written

1 Helpful Vote

Excellent service and amazing time

We just got back from Norwegian Cruise to nowhere that started from New Orleans. We were booked from 11/13/15-11/15/15. It was party of 10 that went on a three days cruise. It is our first time to cruise in ...
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Sail Date November 2015


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broms01

1 Review Written

One night taster

well, we thoroughly enjoyed trying out a brand new ship! we couldnt fault anything.we had booked manhattan dining for 6.30 and got in straight away,had 3 staff serving our table all pleasant cheerful and polite Veal ...
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Sail Date October 2015


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Detect1ve

1 Review Written

Total Disappointment

50th Wedding Anniversary.Only time we could get family and a couple of friends all together. Booked months ago, booked table for 12 for 2030. Confirmed by e Mail. Only Manhatten dining room would accept a party this ...
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Sail Date October 2015


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sharon1867

2 Reviews Written

1 Helpful Vote

A great new ship!

Well this was our first time sailing with NCL...so it was great to sail on a brand new ship!The Escape is a great sized ship with plenty to do and see. The Top deck was great with the slides and pools along with a ...
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Sail Date October 2015


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