1Dine on lobster, filet and Champagne.
For a feast with a view, Princess Cruises' has the "Ultimate Balcony Dinner." The 100-clam-per-couple package consists of a pre-meal cocktail; flowers; a four-course dinner with lobster tail, filet or both; a half-bottle of Champagne and a souvenir 8x10 photo. There's also a cheaper option for breakfast ($32), which includes pastries, options like smoked salmon and a half-bottle of Champagne. Booked on a luxury line like Crystal Cruises? Course-by-course balcony meals are part of the fare -- but you'll have to pay extra for the commemorative photo.
2Watch a show.
The AquaTheater Suites on Oasis and Allure of the Seas offer arguably the most intriguing views at sea: an outdoor, pool-based show that features high-diving, synchronized swimming, trampolining and painful-looking feats of strength that elicit equal parts ooh and ahh. On each ship, the prized accommodations have expansive wraparound balconies that overlook the outdoor amphitheater. These suites don't come cheap -- expect to pay at least $450 per person, per night. For the poor man's version, some of the inward-facing Boardwalk Balcony cabins near the stern are also prime spots from which to watch AquaTheater performances.
While it only takes two to party, passengers in suites with apartment-sized verandahs can host larger affairs with cocktails and canapes. Regent Seven Seas' Master Suite has a 727-square-foot balcony, plenty of space to congregate with fellow cruisers. Few lines have formal "party packages," but hors d'oeuvres and beverages can almost always be delivered upon request. (Ask at guest services.) And, if you have a butler like the passengers staying in Penthouse Suites on Celebrity's Millennium-class ships, someone else can plan and arrange the party for you. (Balconies on the Millennium-class Penthouses measure almost 1,100 square feet.) One caveat: Make sure you know the rules; Norwegian Cruise Line, for example, discourages passengers from hosting parties on balconies.
4Celebrate sunrise with coffee, sunset with a cocktail.
Many cruise to escape routine, but here's one worth embracing: coffee at sunrise, cocktail at sunset. Mixed with salty sea air, the combination is addictive. Enough said.
--Photo appears courtesy of EMc&DRs.
5Become mesmerized by the wake.
There's a legion of stern stalwarts who prefer the backside to the port, starboard or bow. We're talking, of course, about the coveted aft balcony cabin, from which the views of the ship's wake (and possibly trailing vessels) are legendary. There's a thread on our Carnival Forums -- appropriately named Show Me Your Aft -- that details the merits of the cabin type and provides a slew of aft eye candy like the lovely accommodation pictured left.
--Photo appears courtesy of The Grumpus.
6Enjoy your own private sailaway box.
You can jostle with 1,000 passengers for top-deck space during sailaway -- or you can lean on the railing of your balcony as your ship heads down the Hudson past the Statue of Liberty in New York or into the cliffside port of Santorini, with its white-cube buildings stacked hundreds of feet above. It does pay to know your left (port) from your right (starboard), as you'll know which side of the ship offers the best views. Where to find this essential info? Cruise Critic's destination forums are a start.
7Smoke ... or maybe not.
Pun resistance is futile: Not many topics fire up readers like smoking on balconies. But, whatever your stance, many lines still allow passengers to light up on their verandahs, and for smokers, a morning puff is often part of the seagoing routine. Lines that allow smoking on balconies include Carnival Cruise Lines, Cunard and NCL. Peruse our Cruise Line Smoking Policies feature for a full rundown.
8Gaze at the heavens.
For uninhibited stargazing, consider a mini-suite on Princess' Grand- and Crown-class ships. One deck of these ships juts out from the superstructure, meaning that the balconies are exposed from overhead. Sure, your neighbors can peer down at you, but come nighttime, you can peer up without obstruction at the billions of far-off suns. Want to foil peeping toms? One Cruise Critic reader suggested packing a beach umbrella.
9Read or fall asleep to the sound of crashing waves.
Pull up your chair, prop your feet on the railing (or the other chair), and curl up with a book. After a time, you may notice certain symptoms: eyelids growing heavy, vision blurring, head nodding. Don't fight it. Balcony acolytes swear by the rejuvenating power of snoozing to the whisper of ocean breezes and the ship gently carving a path through the sea. Or head indoors, but bring the sea sounds with you by leaving the door ajar. Most lines discourage the open-door practice, as it can impact the ship's climate control, but few if any specifically say "it's against the rules."
--Photo appears courtesy of dropshot.
10And one thing you probably shouldn't do...
Besides reading, sleeping, smoking and pondering the infinite, an awful lot of our readers suggest that getting intimate is a common balcony pastime. (We have no proof, of course, but the anecdotal evidence is overwhelming.) Whatever your take on the amorous alfresco activity, we will say this: Be careful. In March 2007, it was rumored that a 20-something pair on a Princess cruise were engaged in a balcony rendezvous before falling overboard into the Gulf of Mexico. Princess, however, never confirmed or denied the report, so it's all speculation. (A spokeswoman did tell the Houston Chronicle the line knew what happened, calling it a fluke thing.) Fortunately, both passengers, who were not wearing life jackets, were rescued after four hours of treading water.