Carnival Valor Cruise Review by Okie Pirate: Good Time on the Carnival Valor
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Good Time on the Carnival Valor
Destination: Southern Caribbean
I am writing this one day after our disembarkation from the Carnival Valor for a March 3-11 cruise. About us, my girlfriend and I went on our 8th cruise, and 4th with Carnival. We are middle-aged, middle class but healthy and active with no young kids.
Fly Aweigh Program - This was the first time we used Carnival's Fly Aweigh program. At the time, it was costing about $650 on online sites to fly to Miami or Fort Lauderdale. Carnival booked us for $450 to fly to FLL. A few of problems though, for one, the price online dropped over the next week to $350. Also, you don't get an airline or flight time preference. So we had to fly in the day of the cruise, which makes me nervous on any delays. We did buy travel insurance though. Then we had to pay the extra amount for transportation to Miami. Not too bad, but still. Our flight back was to be at 5:45PM! More on that later.
The embarkation process was smooth. I had read a few complaints about the ship layout, but More we thought the ship was reasonably laid out with logical placement for everything. The only problem was one of the restaurants on Deck 3 cut you off from part of the ship. We had been on the Conquest in the same class a few years ago and this just seemed easier to get around to me. Maybe they have redone that whole class.
One of the best areas of the ship was the Serenity area at the bow of the ship. 2 whirlpools, 4 hammocks, and a reasonably good amount of padded chairs. The aft part was also for adults and it seemed both areas were enforced, although the pizza is aft and kids showed up there. In the main deck area there seemed to be enough chairs for once if you weren't picky about where to lay out.
The Ivanhoe Theather was spacious, but we only saw two shows there. I am not a big fan of the song and dance Broadway type stuff, and they have cut that out. I actually almost missed it. Most nights were some comedians. The comedians also were at the Eagles Lounge, the area that is kind of the second theater of the ship. Every ship I've ever been on these areas were TOO SMALL with not enough seats.
We had an oceanview stateroom. Another problem here. We booked early thinking we'd save money. We paid $829 for an oceanview. A couple of weeks later the price for oceanview dropped to $699 and a balcony was $829. We tried to upgrade, but they were booked up on balconies by then. Big marks against Carnival for that.
As usual, Carnival seemed to have plenty of activities through the day. Some ships we've been on were pretty sparse in this area.
We only ate at the main dining room once. We were on that plan with no set time. We showed up near closing one night on the second formal night and got a table for two. That was nice, I don't like visiting with people I don't know and feeling stuck. The food was very good that night too.
Food - Rosie's Restaurant - This is the buffet area. I am so tired of standing in lines. I forget how about that everytime I decide to cruise again. The main buffet lines were too long. They also have a sandwich and Mongolian BBQ station. These with only 2 cooks that were constantly busy. Adding one more would help. The Mongolian BBQ was basic selections but very good. Carnival at least in that area finally wasn't afraid to spice things up. The grilled sandwiches were good too. And as usual there's pizza if you want. I am a very picky eater, but I have no real complaints on the quality of food, just the lines.
Drinks - OUCH. Including gratuity, a 16 oz. bottle of Coor's Light was $6.61. There's buckets of beer too, but you don't save that much. Mixed drinks were about $8 and up. Ridiculous. That's why we snuck our own liquor on board. I'd like to not have to do that, because it is a hassle to go back to the room, and I like the variety at a bar. But I also don't like getting gouged. The cruise lines need to learn a lesson here and drop their prices. I'd much rather pay a reasonable price and have the convenience of just going up to the bar or having someone bring me a drink.
Staff - As usual, all were very friendly that we dealt with. The bands were good. On some ships, the main deck lounge in the center of the ship has a crowd and this one did. There was a singer there and she was very good. Some of the staff were breakdancing one night also there. That gave me flashbacks to the 80s and was fun.
Disco - Usually it seems, even on Carnival, these places are dead except for a few special times. But on this ship it was busy every night and people seemed to be having fun. The 70s music night was nice to go to with all ages dancing, but you can always count on a DJ to kill the 70s stuff with some techno and people start to drop off. They had a Michael Jackson night one night where they taught the guests how to dance to Thriller. The guy who did that did really good putting the pieces of the dance together for people to learn. There was a good crowd on the floor doing that and most seemed to catch on.
Ports of Call - MORE LINES.
A little more on the Fly Aweigh program and when it came to flying home. The South Beach Tour we planned on going on was booked up so we had to pass all day at the Fort. Lauderdale airport. From 10AM to 5:45PM. On top of that, Delta got off late at about 6:45PM and we had a connection in Atlanta. We got to our gate, but our flight left early! Several of us were stuck, and after dealing with the grouchy Delta employees, we ended up a seedy hotel and had to fly home int he morning. Had we not been stuck with such a late flight, we could have had other chances to get home that Sunday night.
All in all it was a good cruise. Carnival has redeemed itself in its food quality on my last 2 cruises with them. They need to work on the logistics - both in the food stations and on the ports of call long lines. I also wasn't happy with the price fluctuation between oceanview and balcony and nothing was made to accomodate it when we pointed out the issue. Less
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