Well, first of all, we had the best time of our whole lives that we can remember up to now.

OK, so we're new at this cruising thing. It was our first one, and we don't know if we'll ever get used to having our cabin cleaned every time we sneezed or the undies coming back from the laundry wrapped in tissue paper or the endlessly smiling crew or....

So I was surprised to read the really awful review of the same cruise, but it could be we had a great time due to the stars in our eyes. We did hear a lot of complaining but having worked in beach house rentals where people become homicidal because the VCR doesn't work, well we just chalked it up to ugly Americanism. Read more