To start our Carnival misadventure, inspection was so severe they even opened up a 12 pack of sprite cans! Once on board we were crammed into an auditorium to listen to way too much instructions.

There was so much chlorine in the too few hot tubs that my wife got white spot bleach burns. The tiny pool areas were always overcrowded and elbow to elbow with people.

The entertainment was pathetic. Instead of providing skilled entertainers, they had only 2 out of 6 nights had anything professional going on. The rest of the time it was bingo or watching members from the audience line up and put spoons through their pants etc. A talent night that was awful, again picked from the passengers. Read more