My shore excursion for Puerto Vallarta was "Sea Life Park Vallarta," which turned out to be a very sad, very sparsely attended water park with a few water slides. It was in general disrepair and felt creepily abandoned. Honestly, I think there were only 10 or 20 other patrons in the entire park. After going for a swim, I returned to my lounge and found my shoes and socks covered with ants. I took a taxi back to ship after spending barely an hour there.