The adults' version: "The ship is beautiful! Loved the staff members and loved the kids club. The kids had a blast. Good restaurants, great service, minimal wait time. The theater performances were very amateur and the movie choices were not attractive at all. Not so much to do for adults."
Now since the kids had a blast, my 10-year-old son decided to write a review. And here's his version:
"I thought our cruise on the Serenade of the Seas was fabulous, though I suppose it helped that this was our first cruise. I know I’m just a kid, but I think I can still write a decent review. First, I thought the embarkation was very smooth. Not that much security, so not much wasted time. It was still safe because they checked all our IDs, our clothes, and our luggage, which we mostly gave to a man who checked it and brought it to our room.