If you enjoy being stuck on a boat with a bunch of nasty New Yorkers and treated like a moronic herd of cattle then this is the cruise for you. Enjoy Bingo for $35.00 a game complete with some Jamaican guy telling bad jokes, walk around in the tacky "mall" on the ship and stand in line for a week old piece of pizza, guzzle down $10.00 drinks being served by an indifferent bar maid, slap down $36.00 (tip included) and drink sodas all week-remember that they are not included. Of course, the soda card is not good everywhere.
You won't forget being greeted at the boring Port of St. John by huge tents filled with tourist garbage just screaming to take your money. Enjoy breakfast every morning in a crowded, noisy, greasy spoon of a restaurant.
Let's see, $2.00 per video game, $44.00 for a nail job while being hassled by the bimbo to buy a $60.00 bottle of miracle cream that looks like the cream from the morning breakfast. The old nasty New Yorker women who couldn't smile if someone pinched their bum is always a nice treat to see at every turn. I particularly like the "free" ice cream nozzle spitting out some of the worst ice cream on the planet....and yes, next to it is a Ben and Jerry's (liberal pukes) stand which you can pay $6.00 for a scoop.