This is gonna be primarily a rave review. But let's face it. Nobody reads these things to find out how great my cruise was.
Nope. You guys want dirt. You want pain and suffering. You want blood. You want undiluted anger and angst and rage. You folks wanna hear about all the terrible, nasty, horrible soul-crushing, salmonella-ridden, cringe-inducing things that ruined my week and for which I intend to extract revenge from the company that runs the cruise line until I own a few of their ships outright.
Sorry to disappoint ya. Ain't much to beeyotch about here. So whaddya say we just get my entire "first world problems" compendium out of the way first. Okay?
Deck 10. Mid ship. On same level as library/concierge deck. Not far from central elevator banks. Clean and very comfortable. Plenty of storage space (there's a cabinet over the bed, too, if you need it). Room for luggage in closet or under bed. Bathrooms modern...sliding door shower...(no curtain....thank you, Jesus)..lots of cabinet and counter space. Concierge class gets canapes (or as Curly would say, "Oh! A can of peas!") midday. Good bed and pillows.
Two umbreallas, binoculars, hair dryer, tote bag, and gaming keyboard. Also a room safe, welcome bottle of blanc de blanc bubbly, flat screen TV on swinging hinge, 2 bathrobes, couch with trundle bed...everything a growing boy needs.
Only one small complaint...no hand-held shower attachment. Other than that, a really nicely laid out cabin.
Balcony with 2 adjustable chairs, 2 ottomans and a decent size table. Unobstructed view....(at least until that behemoth Allure of the Seas pulls into the pier next to yours).
Our cabin attendant, Bonifacio was...like everybody else in this crew...an absolutely charming guy.