If you like crowds and queues, bland pre-cooked food, a huge lack of open spaces, having to get up at 7.30 just to get a bed, even on the upper deck, then this is the cruise for you!

Sail from Southampton to guarantee a nice mix of football loving chavs. If you have kids then they won't be able to even get near the pool on sea days or when the football is put on (full volume).

One of the positives was that apparently 40 people got kicked off our ship at various ports due to 'unruly' behaviour including (rumour has it) two Scottish women who ended up in a fight, involving a glass at the the Windjammer over a plate of chips. CHIPS! Lol. Read more