Worst Cruise Ever: Snarky staff, mediocre food, run-down ship : Celebrity Millennium Cruise Review by Hypatia58
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Worst Cruise Ever: Snarky staff, mediocre food, run-down ship
This was our fourth cruise in ten years, although our first with Celebrity. What a letdown. We had planned this trip to Southeast Asia as our 25th wedding anniversary celebration.
We boarded Celebrity Millenium on February 2, 2014 in Singapore and planned to disembark in Hong Kong 14 days later. Our concierge class stateroom was 8122.
Dining / Food:
I have Celiac Disease which means I must adhere to a Gluten-free diet. Before making the reservation, I sent a list of things I can and cannot eat to the agent and special-diets email and was assured that Celebrity could handle all of my dietary requirements. I inquired again one month before sailing and asked if GF food and supplies would be loaded on the ship and was told yes, they would look after me. LIARS! There was only one type of GF bread on the entire ship for 14 days--Food for Life Rice bread in white and brown rice. NO muffins, edible More waffles/pancakes (to be fair, the cook tried, but without GF flour mixes on board the results were inedible), crackers, cookies, hot cereal, noodles (except for one brand of Pad Thai) but no pasta sauce, and of course at the daily high tea--no tea cakes or cupcakes in sight.
More disturbing was the lack of education and snarkiness evidenced by the staff. Several times we saw servers use tongs or their hands to handle regular wheat bread and then utilized to give me GF bread w/o knowledge of the dangers of cross contamination. Our waiter, "Salih" brought me lamb wrapped in phyllo dough for dinner (I had pre-ordered fish since dough is NOT GF generally), and when I suggested this was not my dinner, he said, "Oh yes, I specifically checked with our chef and it is absolutely safe for you to eat it." He was visibly annoyed when I told him it could not possibly be my dinner since I pre-ordered fish the night before. He finally brought out my fish while everyone else was eating desert.
Both a gentleman from Canada and my husband sent back their dinners one nightâ€¦the meat was cold and undercooked and the roasted potatoes were uncooked and still hard. A woman from Russia and I both sent back the â€œduck soupâ€ which was greasy, flavorless, and basically inedible. An assistant maitre'd Alex kept insisting I go eat on the 10th floor buffet rather than the main dining room, because as he said, "I only serve you so you don't complain about me, why not eat upstairs?" He also told me, "You give your order to the chef and it is his job to make it for you....I only bring the food."
As an omen of things to come, Celebrity gave us a complimentary bottle of wine for our anniversary...but forgot to leave a cork-screw...and this was in a "Concierge Class" cabin. When I called to inquire about a corkscrew, the room attendant said, "I'm eating lunch right now, I'll come when I've finished."
On several other nights we chose to eat in our rooms...each time, dinner was served without utensils. We had to go up to the 10th floor buffet or recall room service to obtain utensils....meanwhile, our food got cold.
Another assistant maitre'd, named Anatoly who was taking requests for dinning preferences when we first boarded the ship brushed aside my request to share a list of foods I can and cannot eat with him and his colleagues. His response was "so what do you want me to do about it?"
Interestingly, I had to explain to a junior staff member why I needed to speak with Anatoly before I was allowed to verify that GF meals were available on the ship and that they had received my previous emails. The job of this junior staff member was "crowd control" (verbatim from the Manager of Food and Beverages) for Anatoly....seriously? Four of us were in line...another person with food intolerance and 2 octogenarians seeking to change their dinner times....crowd control? Not exactly a Springsteen concert mash-up if you get my drift.
The entertainment was a real disappointment. Third tier and frankly I've seen more talent at high school musicals. One pianist, we dubbed "Shanghai Liberace" had the nerve to narrate a music video of himself playing one of his own compositions entitled "Shanghai Nights". Really? Does Celebrity really think a promotional pitch from a pianist is really entertainment? I counted eight people walking out of this so called performance on the main floor.... ten including my husband and I.
Oh, and did I mention that our passports were confiscated on day two of this 14 day cruise and only returned on Feb. 14th the night before arriving in Hong Kong. The crew insisted we would be safe going ashore in Thailand and both Vietnams with only our cabin room keys. Seriously? My understanding is that no-one is allowed to confiscate my US passport and that should I go ashore (on ship-run excursions) in a foreign country without it and became separated from the group, I would be a person without a country or resources to get home.
On previous cruises, I was offered REAL GF food including bagels, waffles, cakes, breads, several types of pasta and sauces and customer service that was friendly, professional and frankly a joy to experience. Why this is beyond Celebrity Cruise lines is a mystery. However, what is not a mystery is that the staff made it clear that my medical requirements were my problem and of no concern to them. As Alex said, "I serve you only so I don't get in trouble."
So, I won't bore you with more details of how badly we were treated on this cruise. Discussions with the cruise director and manager of food and beverage were fruitless. They listened, but no discernible changes were made. The bottom-line is that our experience with Celebrity demonstrates that they treat passengers without respect, snarkiness and an obvious dislike of being in a customer service industry. Evaluate all of your options before booking a cruise! Less
Cabin review: 8122
Cabin was run down with rust in the shower, on the verandah and on paint-peeled pipes above the verandah. The heating and cooling did not work properly. We froze after turning off the air-conditioning and could not heat up the room with the thermostat on heat. The TV signal was arbitrary...sometimes it worked, sometimes not. The bed was hard and lumpy. Bathrobes were stained--I had to send them out for cleaning BEFORE we had even used them. Not impressive and certainly not what we expected in Concierge Class cabins.
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