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Ventura Cruise Review by pawwavingpuppy: The Hen/Stag booze cruise


pawwavingpuppy
1 Review
Member Since 2009
53 Posts

Member Rating

Cabin 4.0
Dining 3.0
Embarkation 1.0
Enrichment Activities 4.0
Entertainment 4.0
Family & Children Not Rated
Fitness & Recreation 4.0
Public Rooms 4.0
Rates 4.0
Service 2.0
Shore Excursions 4.0
Value for Money 4.0

The Hen/Stag booze cruise

Sail Date: May 2013
Destination: Cruise to Nowhere
Embarkation: Southampton

This cruise was booked as a joint stag/hen party. My son proposed to his girlfriend on this 2 day cruise to Bruge last year and she accepted. The wedding is in 3 weeks. They decided they'd like a joint cruise again with all their mates and some of the family to celebrate. The ages ranged from about 20 to 60, and a great time was had by all!!!

Me and my husband have cruised a few times before with Celebrity to the Caribbean, but we did realise that the cruise we were on was not comparable due to the large amount of hen and stag parties aboard, all looking for a good time with lots to drink!!! And boy did they drink, they danced, they joked, were loud and had so much fun!!! In fact my sons mate, became quite a Celebrity doing his own version of Peter Andree's mysterious girl and a Mick Hucknall song while in the hot tub, everyone on deck joined in, it was great. From then on, he became known by us and loads of passengers as 'Hot tub guy'...LOL

We have to say the More general service was pretty poor, they have waiters everywhere asking to take your drink orders, then you have to wait 20 minutes for it to arrive, because they only seemed to have a couple of bartenders behind the bar, even in the crowded venues. Also trying to purchase photo's was a complete shambles with 2 girls trying to serve people, which resulted in huge queues, which completely blocked the entire area. We gave up in the end, and didn't bother to purchase any for this reason. (About an hours wait)

We found the casino quite small after the Celebrity ships, but as we were only on board for a couple of days this didn't bother us (we normally like a flutter). The food in the main dining rooms was very average and I have to say wasn't a patch on Celebritys. Hurried, disorganised service, food luke warm at best, the accompanying veggies tended to arrive about 10 minutes after my rack of lamb was served, then to add insult, what could only have been a bright orange/yellow potato croquet was served to me, looking like it had just come off of the shelf at Iceland....not sure what that was all about, but hardly fine dining!!! We ordered drinks well before our starters and these arrived when we were just finishing our desserts. The main dining room wasn't anywhere near as glam as the Celebrity ships. But having said this P&O do a really good English brekky, but with the usual - people milling about with trays of food, unable to find a table to sit at.

We had room R254 on the Riviera deck, we were not overlooked from above. All ok, except the fridge didn't work, we did report it but nothing happened, and the TV remote had a mind of its own, not really a problem on a 2 dayer, but I would have wanted these little niggles sorted on a longer trip.

Getting off was a complete disorganised shambles, we queued for 3/4's of an hour, through winding corridors, with our luggage. We spoke to a member of the crew, and asked if it was always this bad, she replied only on the booze cruises, as the company cut back on the amount of staff, which explained the slow drinks service.................

You really have to take this 2 day cruise for what it is, everyone on board was calling it the booze cruise, which to be honest it was. If you accept it as that you'll have a great laugh and a really good time!!!! We felt it was like an old fashioned beano....LOL.....

In fact we're all planning to do it all again next year......... Less


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Cabin review: Ventura Outside Twin with Balcony and Shower A Deck R254

We were on Rivieria deck in cabin R254. The fridge didn't work, we did report it but no one came to sort it out (As we were only on a 2 day cruise, we wasn't that worried) Our TV remote had a mind of its own, again reported but nothing done about it. This cabin is unoverlooked,and had plenty of storage. The shower cubicle was teeny tiny, and we spend the whole time trying to stop crashing our elbows against the walls while showering. Luckily our son was in the next door cabin, so we wasn't that worried about waking him up!! Also the shower curtain continuously kept coming off its hooks................. Very near the lifts, so not too much hiking!! Sound proofing seemed ok, couldn't hear son snoring and he didn't hear us...Bonus..LOL

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