Cruise Critic member GHstudio made an acute observation on the message boards recently: “Somehow, when people get on a ship on a cruise vacation, the most logical people just turn off their brain.”
And when the brain is left on the dock, out come the questions and comments.
Not just the old classics like ‘Do the crew sleep on board?’ and ‘What time is the midnight buffet?’ but new, even more ridiculous offerings.
For example, overheard by member Timbo89 on a bus trip in the mountains of Norway: “I don’t like going uphill on a bus. I hope it isn’t uphill on the way back.” And on the same tour, in a case of stating the completely obvious, “There’s snow up there. It must be cold.”
Speaking of cold, some cruisers reckon there must be an army of elves hard at work in Alaska. Member TheMediaman remembers: “On a Tracy Arm Fjord excursion the deckhand told me that he had been asked ‘How often do they wash the glaciers?’ Unbelievably, he was asked this more than once.”
Away from familiar waters, there’s the minefield of thoughtless foreigners to negotiate. Member Muddypuddles overheard on a shore excursion in Turkey: “Why are all the road signs in a foreign language? How am I supposed to know where I am?”
Not to mention the horrors of culture shock. Member Fixdrup was drinking in a local bar on a port call in Cozumel and recalls: “After a woman receives her Pina Colada, she asks the bartender ‘This is made with American ice?’ To which the bartender replies, ‘Yes ma’am, we have it shipped in daily!’”
And finally, one of my own memorable moments of philistine traveling companions. Sitting in St Mark’s Basilica in Venice, after hours, in near-darkness, on an exclusive visit. One by one, the lights come on, illuminating the interior one of Europe’s most beautiful and famous cathedrals. Awed silence.
A voice booms out: “Why are we here?”
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