Dear Ominous Skies,
We strongly dislike you. Today was supposed to be our beach day in Roatan, thereby saving everyone from the sickly pale glow of our pasty legs.
Due to your inconsiderate timing, we were forced to traipse around the island, sloshing through mud and paying small children to show us the nearest Internet cafe. They also felt the need to point out the local “hooker bar, where all the crew go.” (No, I’m not kidding.)
While we understand that you have the power to just do your thing whenever you darn well please, we would appreciate it if, from now on, you could consult with us first — you know, just check in once in a while to make sure our schedules mesh.
Thank you for your consideration.
The passengers of MSC Poesia
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